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MEATZ™ PORK-A-PALOOZA 2013™.

September 8th 2013 2:58 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

A couple of Mom's BFF's arrived on Wednesday night after 2 departure delays. Mom says she sat in the cell phone lot for hours because down by SeaTac, it is either sketchy neighborhood, a Mall she spent an hour in, and "Hooker Highway". She even had a friend tell her even though she was bored NOT to get out and walk along the street because she was "prime for pickin". Mom LOL'd, we just rolled our eyes.

She's been escorting them around their old stomping grounds and they've noticed the changes around Seattle in the 10 years they have been gone.

Yesterday there was much "prepping" of food and sticking it back into the keeping-food-cold-keeping-it-away-from-dogs-box. Furniture was moved, pinball machine playing going on, laughing and then people we'd never met before arrived. Good thing Mom knew most of them otherwise we'd have had to guard Mom more than we did. However we all (except shy Cutter) worked the room and got more skritchin and skratchin than Mom ever gives us.

Also, we thought Mom's eyes were going to actually roll all the way back into her head and stay there having to listen to everyone confirm to her how CUTE we are!!!!! BOL.

Then the MEATZ™ PORK-A-PALOOZA 2013™ commenced. Mom has a friend who works at a food bank and they donated any expired food to a couple who had 2 pigs they were raising. They named them "Breakfast" and "Dinner". Raised them with lots of food that would have gone to waste and then...

MEATZ™ PORK-A-PALOOZA 2013™ was under way. MEATZ™ smoking was done all day long. Chops, Pork Belleh (aka - uncured bacon / back fat), Snausages, Chiggen (as a bonus), all SMOKED ALL DAY LONG, and Mom's beef jerky. Well other things like salad, quinoa, vegetable tray, Beefsteak tomatoes (deceiving pups, don't fall for it, not MEATZ™ related at all). Cheeze platters and putty (no Scooter, pate).

After all the clean up from the floor and successful begging we accomplished I wish I had a "belt" to let out. As a human would say. BOL.

This morning my tummy rumbled and rumbled and did some more rumbling. So I ate some grass and have a Privacy Please moment and now I'm ready for more MEATZ™!!!

Sorry we missed the Coco Rose & Puffy PAWTY 2013™. We'd have loved to have been there with all our furiends!!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Scooter's Wisdom and Such.

August 29th 2013 6:52 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Do not make extra work for yourself.

Sniff at ya later.

PS. Make Mom lift you up onto the bed.

 

Scooter's Wisdom and Such.

August 28th 2013 6:26 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree (and eat grass).

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

PS. Then go inside and urka gurka on the bed.

 

Scooter's Wisdom and Such.

August 27th 2013 10:31 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Act in haste, repent at leisure.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

Lesson: Chased EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL, BARKEDBARKEDBARKED. Now inside BARKING!!

 

Scooter's Wisdom and Such.

August 26th 2013 10:38 pm
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Hey Everypup ~Scooter here~

Is it a day for firm decision? Or is it?..time to roll over and go back to sleep?

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Little Ditty.

July 31st 2013 6:10 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Here's a little Ditty that is running through Mom's head.

Barking in the rain.
Just barking in the rain.
What a glorious smell
There's moisture in the air again.
I'm barking at the Crows
Flying over me up above.

That's all she's got. BOL

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Backyard Market - Limited Supply...keep it on the wuff wuff...

July 27th 2013 10:13 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

We have for you right here for your very own ability to purchase in limited supply and in very high demand the following individually endorsed by each Papillon Pack member and you will want to try it out yourselves.

Yes, this is the time to take a deep sniff.

Ready?

In honor of the horrid water torture and bathing and bathroom wash down extravaganza including baking soda and vinegar and bubbling burping drains filled with dog hair trying to cling as hard before gasping and glurking down with a belch we have this line of products you should not miss.

And sniff again...

SCENT of a Dirty Dog™ ~ by Mr. Cutter

PARFUME le Stinky Fur™ - by Pepper Power

EAU de Wet Dog™ - by ScooterPie aka Scooter P.

0doR™ - Queen Misty

And sniff again...

Now are you or are you not ready to reach right there into that LWD secret pocket (yes I'm talking to you) pull out your iBone™ or sneak into purses or Am'zon accounts(this is probably also ™, but we don't want to annoy Mom's work neighbors BOL) or Ebark™ and press ok ready to purchase it is in my barking-to-go-basket™! (Go ahead while you are there and add some MEATZ™ or SNACKS™ for free 2 day shipping ~ North of the 45th parallel, may take a day or two longer...or less if you cross your paws and turn around 3 times fast).

Take a deep sniff and let us know you are ready to press OK.

OK

OK you are ready to make the final purchase.

OK

OK you need to do this because supplies are limited and in fact have already slipped down the drain...errmmmm, ummm.

Hey look ~ SKWIRL!!!!!!!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Shhhhhh...Listen Everypup.

July 14th 2013 3:49 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Listen everpup. Can you hear that? That squeek and then a snort noise.

That's my sister Misty snoring. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

KABOOM..KAPOW..BANG!!

July 3rd 2013 10:48 pm
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Hey everpup ~Scooter here~

Can you hear that? Those loud noises? Do you see it is still a good hour and 15 minutes until midnight?

Did you hear that?

Oooohhhh Sparkles.

Happy Birthday America.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Confessions of an Anonymouse Golden Bone Giver.

June 26th 2013 8:07 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Hi my name is Scooter of the Papillon Pack and I am the Anonymouse Golden Bone gift with the riddle. Well technically we all gave it because it does take 16 dogs paws to make up the Papillon Pack. Takes 4 Garage Kitteh paws to make up Lucy Kitteh. We all have "Mossy Paws" because we live in Seattle and it is still June and very wet and rainy. (Seattleites have webbed toes until July, did you know that?).

WE (The Papillon Pack) are GOLDEN BONE HOARDERS. Mom cleaned out the closet and told us to give away as many as we could without spinning around and passing out. BOL.

Congrats to all that knew off the get go. Doo & family win the prize...errmmm need another BACON AIR FRESHENER? BOL

Z-pup you have it called out correctly.

Ella you figured it out.

Zoe you had it nailed from OP Zoe (sorry if that isn't correct term, we only speak "Fashion lingo").

Puff and Coco were correctamundo as well.

Hershey - SURPRISE!!!

Ok, everypup you are free to comment on your own entries and fill all the other pups in. This was fun!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter, Misty, Cutter, Pepper & Laura~

 
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