Chief Executive - Scooter Squarepants.

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Game Show Host.

January 12th 2014 9:53 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Who am I?

I hatch cookies, 'cept the Papillon calls them SNACKS.
My boyfriend is named after a vagabond
Call me the elixir of the Mayan Gods
From my boyfriend I need a single flower to finish off my name.

Who am I?

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Game Show Host.

January 11th 2014 9:28 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Hosting the pupular game again tonight.

Who Am I?

Y'all LWD 'bawks with an accent
Peed on the the grounds of noble 'ol 'aVARD
Pink dresses fur Winter
Pool Ball fur Summer
Barking non stop is my motto.

Who Am I?

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Game Show Host.

January 10th 2014 8:56 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Since it's winter time here and either it's frozen cold (no offense to the dogs to the east of us that had to live through the polar vortex - good work) or bluch rain, I've had some time to do some thinking.

I will give some hints and maybe you pups can take a guess at which pup pal I'm barking about. So put your noggin into drive, here we go.

Who Am I?

Sometimes, I pop out of a box.
Freckles they are, and not called spots.
Knighted I've been, address me as Sir.
Kisses from dames, I licks a lot.

Who Am I? Cast your guesses below.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Inconvenient Mom.

January 6th 2014 7:39 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Happy New Year everypup. We had the usual neighborhood fireworks, but it was so foggy out all you heard were booms. No pretty colors in the sky. Didn't stop all the neighbors from starting off early in the afternoon and going until the wee hours.

Let me get to the real point of the entry. Inconvenient Mom.

Last night Mom decided she "had" to give the carpet a bath. First she had to vacuum the entire room (thankfully we only have 1 room w/ carpet). This meant moving any thing that she could move all by herself, cuz none of us dogs were lifting a paw to help her out.

Every time I settled into a new Scooter spot, she'd have to move it or actually make me move. There was no gentle picking me up and relocating me, I was either booted out or picked up and tossed toward something fluffy and soft.

Then the noise!! That awful noise. You probably think I'm talking about the Carpet Shampoo Machine. Not at all. Mom turned up the radio and....sang....OMD! I'd call it caterwauling, but even those cats outside in the summer sound better than Mom. BOL.

She only got half done last night so wish me luck pups. I might have to abandon post and do what Cutter did and hide my head under the covers. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Boogers.

December 3rd 2013 6:50 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

After waking Mom up this morning with my wheezing and horking up a nice green glob of booger it was decided I was going to see Dr. B. I started shaking as soon as Mom put me in the car thinking it was way too soon for another butt squeeze!

Soon as we got their, we were hustled into the room of shame. I call it that because they closed the bottom and the top of the doors on each side of the examination room because Mom thought I might have kennel cough. All because I was snorking and horking up green globs of boogers.

Dr. B gave me the all clear on no Kennel Cough and that I had some sort of stuffed up nose going on. My lungs are clear, the rattling Mom hears is just the gunk in my nose. BOL.

I get to take a pill 2 times a day with cheese. Mom mumbled that Bo Obamacare had better get it's kinks worked out so she can sign us up for coverage. 2 weeks worth of pills should not cost more than 1 week of human food shopping!

I also gained a pound since my last visit and Dr. B looked over his glasses at Mom giving her the "Look". I chose to leap into Mom's arms to distract her from retaining the knowledge of how much I weigh. Good thing I like those carrots! BOL

So I still have boogers, but at least they aren't contagious. Dr. B even asked me to come back and visit him sometime when I don't have a problem. Sorry Dr. B, I've yet to stop by when something wasn't poked up my hind end. I don't even know Mom well enough to think that is acceptable behavior. Although shoving my fuzzy butt into her face in the middle of the night seems acceptable to me. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Sniffles

December 2nd 2013 8:53 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~.

I got the sniffles and may have passed it along to the entire Papillon Pack. I went in for my butt squeeze last, last weekend and now I'm wheezing and sniffling and sneezy. I have green boogers that Mom says are disgusting at o'dark o'clock when she can hear they have been discharged at full sneeze volume.

Mom says I might have kennel cough and until we get to Dr. B we will continue to video my wheezing because this isn't something done on demand. So Dr. B can't give us the "allergy" excuse because green snot is not allergy. Nor is 2 of 4 dogs waking up in the middle of the night "snorking" as Mom calls it.

Sniffle at you later, but only until Mom takes me to Dr. B for evaluation.

~Scooter~

 

ScooterFerocious

November 24th 2013 2:51 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

I'm at my most ferocious when I am barking at the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS or EVIL NEMESIS CROWS while I am peeing on the tree they are under!

Take that FENCE RATS!!!

Point to Scooter!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Roasted Beast or Roasted Chiggen?

November 2nd 2013 3:55 am
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Hey everypup.

Scooter here. We have dinner guests on Sunday. Mom isn't sure if she should make roasted beast or roasted chiggen. She says both are not the option and not to even ask.

I couldn't decide before Mom shut the freezer door on me.

What did Mom pull out for dinner Sunday night?

More important. What did you want Mom to make on Sunday?

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

PS. Bacon is not an option. BOLBOLBOL.

 

Some of my Favorite Places.

October 14th 2013 8:56 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

As the Fall season settles in, I find some of my favorite spots in the house have moved.

The sunshine when it appears, not in the same spot on the back of the couch.

The back door is not open to wander in and out of.

I no longer need to look for a "cool" spot on the wood floor. Now I hang out on the Scooter Chair that is next to the heater.

Couch Surfing with Mom has more hours as it gets colder outside.

The front room is too cold to hang out in since it is all wood floors and Mom is a Heat Miser! We have 2 weeks before she will even turn the heat up to 60 in the house. Only the little space heater she drags around with her.

Getting Mom to go to bed earlier now that it is dark so early is lots easier. Who wouldn't rather be in bed w/ their Mom anywhoo if the heat isn't on yet?

Any other pups have their Favorite Places having to be either relocated or just flat out having to relocate?

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

These Are The Days!

October 1st 2013 8:57 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

These are the days we are in trouble for Everything. Allow me to list some of the ways.

Barking at leaves falling.

"Muffing" at Lucy the Garage Kitteh we think we hear moving around.

Cars driving up our lonely street, or the ones we hear just over there that is the busy one in the neighborhood.

Wind blowing the wind chimes.

Rain battering the windows.

Neighbors fighting late at night (with words a dog should never hear).

Kids getting ready for school early in the morning.

Mom getting ready for work earlier in the morning because school and rain season has started.

Practically dying from the lack of SNACKS doled out...we can hardly...errmmm never mind, we still whine about the lack of SNACKS!

Those EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS that are hiding their gross food we would never eat all over our yard. Bluch - acorns, hazelnuts, peach pits, walnuts, rocks.

Insisting on going outside just to bark and disappear into the dark.

Was that a Pizza commercial on the TV? They always ring the doorbell even though none of Mom's friends do.

Well those are just some of the reasons we are in trouble as we swing into the fall season.

OK, well I'm off to bed. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 
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