January 26th 2013 4:10 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~
Today started out horrible. First Mom got me out of bed early on the weekend. It was only 10 a.m.!! Then she tossed me outside in the rain like I was a pile of dirt she'd swept up from the kitchen. I knew what was coming up next so when Mom asked if I wanted to go for a car ride I ran under the coffee table. NO! I don't want to go for a car ride to the EVIL V-E-T!!
The thing is, I'm not bigger than Mom so she just reaches under there and hauls me out and off we go. They were running a little late at the V-E-T place so I had to sit in fear waiting for the lady to come get me. I keep telling Mom about the horrible things that happen around that corner, but I think she thinks all they do is put me on the scale and weigh me. They don't, let me tell you. They violate my butt, and I'm uncomfortable with this topic so let's move on.
Mom took me across the street to the really expensive pet store. Expensive because they are the only one in about a 15 mile radius. Mom let me pick out my own SNACK so I headed towards the MEATZ™ section and finally chose the smoked pig ear over the plain ol' pig snout. So Mom got 4 of those and we headed home.
Before you knew it, she turned around and went right back out the door. She went to 2 grocery stores and some silly arts and crafts store. So glad I didn't have to hang out for that horror.
Mom said as soon as she came in the house and got to the front room she knew Not Me had stopped by. She knew it was Pepper from the amazing distribution and coverage of the only carpet in the room. After Mom cleaned it up and was putting groceries away she kept smelling Not Me evidence. She found something she had missed, but the odor still lingered.
Later when Mom was watering the plants in the front room she discovered that Not Me had backed right up to the Ficus tree planter and left a little reminder on the edge of the pot.
Well I'm off to lay on top of the pile of pillows on the couch. The best spot to keep my eyes on the door to the garage and a view of the backyard.
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~
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I highly recommend having NOT ME visit the human's bed - HeHeHe. Of course someone will get in trouble but personally I think it is well worth it.
Howy cwap! Whut a day yu habbed, Scooter! It r no wunder NotMe stopped by :D
Yikes! Tortured! Poor Scooter! At least you can't be blamed for the Notme attack.
Sounds like Notme was bein vengeful. Maybe Notme would like to go be tortured next time.
I bet not.
It was that butt violation that caused all those Not Me appearances in your house! That happened me too, I have been voilated like that on several occasions!! FACE-UP is on the case!