October 17th 2007 12:38 pm
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Well, hello and woof to all. Or as my female human has been teaching me to say in Spanish, "guao, guao".
I'm mad at my humans right now. They fooled me into thinking that I was going out to eat pizza again (oh, yeah, I love cheese pizza. I love cheese anything!). Then they dropped me at this "doggie hotel" which is really just a fancy name for a kennel. There they are in Chicago, home of deep-dish pizza, and they've left me here eating Beneful. Wait 'til they pick me up tomorrow night! I'll give them what for!
Actually, I'll be thrilled. They will feel so guilty that they'll stuff me full of my favorite treats. Vanilla ice cream, greenies, goat cheese, those soy-based fake pig ear things, canteloupe, raw onions, veggies sauteed in garlic and olive oil, and bread bread BREAD!! And I'll get some new toys, I know it!!! More queechies!!!
Well, let me get back to chewing rawhide and dreaming about tomorrow. I'll keep you posted on how their guilt pays off! Woof, guao!!
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