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Beagle

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Age: 7 Years Sex: Female Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Pals:6 Views: 807


Stars:

Leave a bone for Ruby

Nicknames:
"No" (I think - I hear this a lot, anyway...)

Doggie Dynamics:

Energy

sleepy		energetic

Intelligence

silly		genius

Friendliness

aggressive		affectionate

Playfulness

not playful		very playful

Disposition

anxious		calm

Sun Sign:

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Birthday:
January 23rd 2006

Likes:
Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzles, and Mensa Logic problems

Pet-Peeves:
When a 2 legger puts my toys in my box or their mouth - very troublesome - get your own treats

Favorite Toy:
the next one out of the box - what ridiculous questions - I am a veritable member of MENSA!!!

Favorite Food:
Puuuuleeese? As if? I only eat the finest caviar and choice cuts of beef - Kibble - only canines eat that!

Favorite Walk:
on my paws! why are you asking such ridiculous questions? Do you think I am a 2 legger?

Best Tricks:
You act as if I am not writing this - why are these in the 3rd person - I don't turn tricks! I work very hard at sleeping, eating and playing!

Arrival Story:
I fell into a sinkhole (not really - but she was a 2 legger woman - I think she was my master's wife) Florida, when my 2 leg master rescued me from her - the sinkhole was a 2 legger who whined and complained all the time!!! more than any 2 legger! she made me mad - because she made my 2 legged master upset... I know... I am a dog - and that sinkhole was definitely a bieach...

Bio:
it doesn't matter - I am the boss - please contact me if you really want to get to know me... I do love anyone... though it must be earned...

Forums Motto:
Never trust a 2 legger around their food

Job:
making sure the 2 leggers get up VERY early and take me for walks and making sure they give me food - of course I can do it... I just like to see the 2 leggers work... for a change

I've Been On Dogster Since:

August 21st 2007

More than 5 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
611245

Meet my Pup Pals

Gracie	Pebbles	Sadie	Charley
Olivia	Layla

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Unintelligence Has its privileges

August 21st 2007 7:51 pm
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Ahoooo! My name is Ruby... and I can't believe I have actually joined an online dog dating community! I have never done this (I know you are thinkin' - that's what everydog barks, but me, I mean it - I have been coerced by my master)

Let's see - I will tell you about me... for the past year, I have been studying Newton's Principia and Darwin's Origin of Species only to find out that they make absolutely no sense because I can't read... yet. Though I can eat the books (that makes my masters upset and I don't get coddled for at least 30 seconds - I will still eat the books nevertheless).

Well, that's it for now... I have a lot to do tomorrow, for example: I have to eat, then pee at my convenience, then sleep. Very, very busy. Plus my 2 legger master wants me to do this strange group therapy that the 2 legger woman in the house finds reprehensible... anyway, I must roll over and get more comfortable... I am getting a cramp in my paw from typing - plus, I think that I may need glasses (I ate at least 2 pairs of my 2 legger master... he obviously thought it was hysterical! He just went right out and got new ones... just like kibble!!!

Have a great night, I have to work tomorrow at excavating all the toys that house of the 2 legger put away...

regards,
ruby

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