August 21st 2007 7:51 pm
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Ahoooo! My name is Ruby... and I can't believe I have actually joined an online dog dating community! I have never done this (I know you are thinkin' - that's what everydog barks, but me, I mean it - I have been coerced by my master)
Let's see - I will tell you about me... for the past year, I have been studying Newton's Principia and Darwin's Origin of Species only to find out that they make absolutely no sense because I can't read... yet. Though I can eat the books (that makes my masters upset and I don't get coddled for at least 30 seconds - I will still eat the books nevertheless).
Well, that's it for now... I have a lot to do tomorrow, for example: I have to eat, then pee at my convenience, then sleep. Very, very busy. Plus my 2 legger master wants me to do this strange group therapy that the 2 legger woman in the house finds reprehensible... anyway, I must roll over and get more comfortable... I am getting a cramp in my paw from typing - plus, I think that I may need glasses (I ate at least 2 pairs of my 2 legger master... he obviously thought it was hysterical! He just went right out and got new ones... just like kibble!!!
Have a great night, I have to work tomorrow at excavating all the toys that house of the 2 legger put away...
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