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I is BouDREAUX, not BORdeaux.

Skoolnite Outing

Tonight we goes and picks up Mama's fren and Mama's fren's "poodul." At first I not knowed if this pudul was a fluffie kat, but Mama sez it is a doggie. Then we goes to the dog park with the trees, but it was dark, so we not stays long. Then we goes to a patio of a "Starbukz," and I gets petted by all kinds of peoples. Some ladies comes up and gets all eksited and talks funny and says to me, "El es hermoso! Hermoso!!" and pets me lots and lots. Mama says I is a "latin charmer." Alls I knows is those ladies was nice. Then we goes home and I needs a nap. I is not used to going out on a skoolnite.

Hunting Wabbits

Every day I is kloser to getting that bunnie that lives behin the bushes. Mama says I not "built for speed" and that I is not likelie to gets that bunnie, but I is servaying the area and is slowly coming up with a plan to catch it. When Mama watches me look fors the bunnie, she always hollers, "look look, look over there!!" and points on the uther side of the yard, but *I* knows where that bunnie is-- she can't fool me. I nots know yet whats I will do with the bunnie when I gets it, but that can come laters.

U.F.O.s (Unidentified Floating Objects)

What IS that??! I not know what it is, but Mama's mama comes to visit and now there is a shiny floaty thing on a string in the kitchen. I barks and barks at it but it just keeps moving around real slow. I looks at Mama and barks and she says it's a "mylar balloon" and that it's Mama's mama's "birthday." I not care what "birthday" is, but "balloon" thing is faskinating and scarie, all at same time. Mama holds "balloon" and lets me sniff it and it bounces off my nose, but I say, "I still NOT LIKE it!!" I thinks I will just keep barking at it and maybe it will go away. "Balloon" not belong in same house as Boudreaux.