Do Not Trust The Car

I went for a ride in the car! ...Except, we didn't go to the dog park.

We went to the vaccination clinic! There were other dogs and I wasn't allowed to play with them! It was horrible!

And then... And then the humans man-handled me and stuck needles in weird places!

I DIDN'T EVEN GET A COOKIE!

Woe. Woe is Fuji.

Staying Home

I get to stay home today. YAY!

Mom keeps dragging me off to work with her. It's boring. All she does is yell at me and tell me to be quiet. How can she possibly just sit all day? There isn't even peanut butter involved! I don't get it.

Anyway, the kitties keep running past my crate and teasing me. Just wait until mom gets home and lets me out. Grrrr...

Mean Kitty!

The grumpy kitty stole my crate! How am I supposed to get my kong if I can't go into my crate? It's full already!

Mean kitty. :(

High Five!

Aunt Penny taught me how to high-five mommy! Now I get cookies for standing up on my back feet and waving at people. It's awesome.

My collar doesn't fit anymore. :(

Intruder!

Last night, while cousin Lilliput and I were sleeping in our crates, someone came in the house!

It was so scary that I kept barking and barking! Dad yelled at me, but mom caught on!

"She's barking at someone in the kitchen."
"No one's here."
"Then who opened the fridge?"

It was Aunt Penny! Boy, did she came home late. I hope she had fun at her concert.

Vet Visit

I get my stitches removed today!

Maybe mommy will buy me a crinkle frog like cousin Lilliput's. :D

Puppy Toy!

Grandma and Auntie Penny and Auntie Sonja came to play! Auntie Penny brought my Puppy Toy, Lilliput! Yay!

And then they went away. :(

I miss Lilliput.

Mom's Home

Boy, mom sure is a bump on the log when she's home. It's hot inside and all she's done is sit on the computer, today. Well, except for when she got up to yell at me for playing with her plant.

Sigh.

My hair still hasn't grown back from my vet visit. :(

Airplanes!

Mommy took my blankie away and put a box in my crate. Now I have no room to go potty! It makes me so nervous. What if mommy goes to work and doesn't come back for a really, really, really long time? Just thinking about it makes me have to go. :(

But then she gave me my cheese stick! Yay!

I was a good girl and I waited and waited and waited and then mommy came back! She told me I was a good girl and then she took me outside! It's a good thing, too! If I had to wait any longer, I would have exploded into kabillions of puppy pieces! Ew!

Then, mommy and I watched the airplanes. :D

And then the kitty puked. :D

Mom Lied

I don't feel lighter or faster! In fact, I feel dopey. The kitties are making fun of me, I just know it. :(