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I'm Quite the Rotten Rascal

My name is Hartford!!!! Not...

I have so many nicknames that how in the dog am I supposed to know what my name is. Some of them are very embarrassing too. My mom is a freak and a nutcase. Here are some of the latest ones and I'm sure I've fogotten some:

Short Stuff
Juan Pedo Montoya
Little Man
Super Sport
Stinker
Pooter
Black Bart
Brat
Bouregard
My Little Puddin' Cake
Rotten
Pimp Daddy
Little Buddy

Do you blame me for being upset. I'm sure there are more that I can't think of right now. Geesh...

Mom wants to set me up on a date...

My mom is on the Board of a historical organization in our small town. Last night she went to the meeting. One of the other Board members brought their pupster with them and it's a Minature Collie. Her name is Princess Gracie. Mom came home all excited and oohing and awwing over how pretty Princess Gracie is. She then proceeded to tell me that she's taking me with her to the next Board meeting because she thinks Princess Gracie and me will make a "cute couple." Once again, dad and me are convinced that mom is a freak. I on the other hand may like to meet Princess Gracie, but I think it would go like this.
Sniff back end.
Sniff front end.
Hump any end available (which I would do whether it's Princess or Prince).
Done.
If that makes us a couple, then I will apologize to mom for sounding so looney!

See ya,
Hartie

Thank you!

Thank you to all my pals out there who sent me beautiful prezzies for my page and barked congrats yesterday when little 'ole me was THE diary pick! I even made a few new pals! I had a very good day and mom and me cuddled in bed last night for awhile. I scooted up as close as I could to her and she hugged me until we both fell asleep. Then dad came up and said I had to go sleepy in my crate. I love my crate and feel safe there so I didn't mind, but I did love cuddling with my mom!

Thanks again pals!

Love,
Hartie