Likes: I love my big brother Ernest, although he doesn't really like me. I also like when my mommies rub my belly. The best is when mommy holds me in such a way that I hump her arm. That's my most favorite thing ever.
Pet-Peeves: I do not like it when my mommies are home but I can't see them. It makes me feel really lonely. I also don't like being bathed and having mats brushed out of my fur. I can't stand anything wet and won't step paw onto wet ground.
Favorite Toy: Lamby, "Crotch and Legs", Snowman Head, Hamburger Pull Toy, Mini Pig
Favorite Food: My favorite food is ProPlan Chicken and Rice. My mommies don't typically feed me human food because it really hurts my tummy. I do get treats and my favorites are Snausages Ribs, Snausages Twists and Liver Snaps.
Favorite Walk: I only walk outside with my uncle Israel when my mommies are out of town and he takes care of me. I don't really like going outside, especially when the ground is wet.
Best Tricks: I do a mean circus bear spin, if you bribe me with a treat. I also know how to sit and will do it if I'm in the mood. Otherwise, my best-known trick is unravelling the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and running around with it.
Arrival Story: Mom 1 and Mom 2 walked into Happiness is Pets one random night where I happened to be temporarily located. After looking at all of the cages, Mom 2 saw me out of the corner of her eye and pulled Mom 1 over. Yes, I knew what I was doing the whole time. You can't resist my little face. Anyways. Mom 1 and Mom 2 ended up buying me from the pet store and bringing me home a few days later. I've been here ever since, terrorizing my brother and barking at the wall.
Bio: I like romantic walks on the beach, older men dogs (race not important), running back and forth between the living room and the front door, spending time with my uncle Israel, humping, playing catch and having my moms right next to me.
Forums Motto: I may eat my poo, but I'm still cute.
Yesterday didn't start out good for me, I'm afraid. Mommy came home from driving my other Mommy to work to find that I had thrown up all over the inside of my crate. She wasn't surprised considering the fact that I had decided to eat my entire placemat which is made out of foam and plastic. Well, I had thrown up in my crate and managed to projectile throw up outside of my crate as well. So she came in, lovingly picked me up and brought me to my play area where I went potty and ate. Mom went back into the bedroom and cleaned up my crate and the floor, and unfortunately she had to throw out my lion head toy. I played all day, ate, slept and then later on at night, Mommy and Mommy decided to open up my play area some more and they let me into the office! I had so much fun with them and was a good girl - they put a pee-pee pad down on the floor in the office in case I had an accident and I went right to it. Mom was super proud of me.
So far today I've eaten, gone potty, chewed part of the gate and dumped my toybox all over the floor. Now I'm laying down in the corner behind my toybox to take a nap...That's my regular sleeping space.
Last night the Moms were watching TV and I was in my little play area. I didn't think they'd be able to hear what I was doing, so I decided to chew up my placemat because ripping apart the plastic was so fun! Mom 1 heard a funny noise coming from down the hall, so she came over to see what I was doing. Caught red pawed.
And so today I'm in my play area once again, trying to finish chewing my placemat without Mom noticing me...Even though she's about four feet from the baby gate and can hear everything I do. Maybe I'll lay down all cute for a minute to divert her attention. Yes, that's the plan.
Oh what a morning! Today mommy came home, put down fresh pee-pee pads, filled my water bowl, filled my food bowl and came into the bedroom to get me from my crate. I was so happy when she did...I had to go potty so, so, so badly.
I have now decided that I exerted too much energy already today and I will be napping between my toybox and the gate for the next few hours.