TAGED!!!!!!

I have been taged!!!!
Now heres how you play you tell 7 fun things about youself then you send this message to 7 awsome pups!

7 fun thing about me!

1. Im in dog shows and i have won 1 best and show and got 0.4 major I need 4 majors to become champ
2. I'm friend whit a pit bull pup who is just the sweetest pit in the world
3. I love meeting new people
4. I love HAM!
5. I love to get belly rubs
6. I love to prance around in cricles when I'm really happy
7. I'm friends whit a Irish Wolfhound!

7 awsome pups!

1. Mahatma Zucca
2.Bo
3. Bo Bones
4. Perfect Miles
5. Duka
6.Dublin
7.Blaze

See ya at Jacks and Bears page!!!!

Halloween!

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!

Well we fainlly figuerd out how to get some awsome stuff on my page so know were going to work on Jacks and Bear's. Tell mewhat you think of mine wheil mom out trick or treatin i guess i'll sit at home... what i'm going i was going to go see that cute dog next door grr.....
well hey maybe i'll get a few treats for me myself and I!

Mom is about to put on her out fit got to go teas her about it bye.

dog shos

well it look like i have another dog show again! They took me away from mom for the whole week, but meaby if mom sould stop looking at that boy we could win for once! but you got to admit that irish setter in fornt of me was really handsom ( no this is not the boy mom likes).

Shows

Today is the frist day mom has showed me! Thurday I took secound place Friday i beat all of the other setters but today i beat my sister but did not win the second match Mom was scared so I thought she was scared of the judge and misbehave but i still won we lost in the other match to someone eles, but mom seemed really happy, the frist time though she lost her shoe! And my sisters master was filming this!!! time for bed got another sho sunday bye!

Love Zoey!

Dog Show

Well I'm only a few days away from my verey frist dog show! Moms a bit worried because she doesn't think I'll stand still for very long. My frist show is in september on a thursday friday saturday and sunday alot of shows huh!? Mom is about to pass out about this. She won't be abel to come to my frist show because she'll be in school she might make it to the second boy now I might pass out!! Well see ya'll later!

Yay Vans back!!! oh and school ......

Hello my friend van got back for his vaction and now will play with me when I want to (ok when he wants to), but sadly I still get bit on the ears :(. Ear biting hurts for us long eared dogs. I tried get Zenas and Vans, but there ears are to short!, but van played fair me since I'm a little girl still I'm getting bigger though! Sadly tomorrow is mom's last day home she has to go back to school. So less walks and less van. Luckly she's letting me show in september this is my frist show so I have to be good. Well on the bright side my aunt owner of ear biting van got me a green horse pail boy do i love these things! well I'm getting broed I'm going to go mess with Jack while his still asleep.

Old lady tricks officer

Old women are very smart

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want
to
see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps
out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
quite
stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it
to
the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the
owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.





Don't Mess With Old Ladies

Bad day

Hey whats up my ppl. Today mommy took me for a walk a boy she's lucky i had that choker on or she would of been armless with all those birds out! Mom let me sniff around,but there were no birds :(. On the way back home my chain came off so I ran off, but not to far there were tennis balls every where so I wanted to play keep away with her, but she didn't look to happy about that, so when she put the chain back on we had to go back home :(.