September 13th 2011 8:00 pm
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I 'member last year it was those ads alongside my diary that made me crazy. I don even know what it was, but it involved dogs that were movin' all over an it gave me an Mom the willies.
Now there are dogs wif dentures in their moufs. It looks silly and even worse than that. It is givin' Mom an me the willies all over 'gain. You can put your pups photo in their thingy an it will make it look like you have your very own pup dentures. I wanna hide under the bed.
The doggy dentures don't scare me, but when they put fleas flying around a dog, those get kind of creepy.
They are kinda of scary.....
Dem R skeerwy!! We werk hard tu keep my teef wookin' gud. I du nod wanna hab fake teefs in my mouf!
Buddy! Yu r a DDP dis day, my fwiend! Yu kno' whut dat meens wite? MEATZ™ an' whuteber else yu can scam fwum yur peepoles. 4th child has nod dwoppded anyfing wecentwy, so yu shood stick by him :D
Mom's got these long strips that taste really good an they are made from real live chickens! Well, used to be live but now they are dead. I'm okay wif that. I get one today cuz I was a diary guy. I can't wait!