June 16th 2011 8:23 pm
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I have the most amazin' girlpup named Gretta. She is real pretty pup an' she is also very smart. Today she is even one more thing: A mighty hunter!
She jus tol me she bagged herself a bird - all by herself! An she din even hit the end of her retractable leash! It was so pawsome. I know cuz she tol me all 'bout it. I feel like I was there, relivin' it all through her storytellin'. Jus amazin'!
Now don even ask if she got to eat it all gone. A course not. Birds are NDA. It's true. Unless you can sneak 'em when your Mom's not lookin'. I gotta ask Demon Flash Bandit what's up wif that. We kill it, we get to eat it, right?
I jus wanted everypup to know what a pawsome girlie I gots. She tol me to be on the lookout for somethin' soft an' squishy in the mail tomorrow an' I got all 'cited cuz I was sure she had finally figured out a way to get herself all the way from OhiO to Milkbonewalkie, but she said no, it was not even gonna be for me. It is somethin' for mom. Soft an' squishy, huh? An' not my girlie?
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't seem to have any control over my mom. Now, those birdies are another thing. I finally got one!
Way to go, Gretta!! Score!
Awesome job Gretta!!!
Yeah, well, the dogtor thinks my limpin' is caused by getting my neck jerked when I run to the end of my Flexi. So, that was a 'spensive birdie -- a vet visit, a new harness, and meds.
My poor girlpup! I gotta get there to make you feel better! I'll get Lexie to program the GPS . . .