March 27th 2011 1:58 pm
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I finally got to visit Oma and Opa's new place today! How cool is that?! And Uncle was there too. I got so excited . . .
. . . that I pooed on their new carpet, right in front of Oma. Mom yelled and then grabbed the poo bag outta her coat pocket and plucked the pile off the carpet before it could hardly even make a nice patch of smell. Geez. Talk 'bout rainin' on my parade. I was jus givin' a housewarmin' pressie to Oma and Opa and she hadda go and ruin it!
Lexie always told me that the reason I din get to visit Oma and Opa's new place yet was cuz of this kind of thing. I thought she was jus tryin' to made me feel bad or somethin'. Now I feel a bit ashamed. No one liked my gift. Mom said it was better 'n doin' number one on their new carpet. She made me sit on her lap for the rest of our short visit. Sigh. I also left pieces of mud all over in there, but I thought it lent texture to their boring flooring. No one liked that either.
Then we came home and I chased squirrels all over the yard and dragged mud into the house from my paws. It's all good!
HD claps his paw over his mouth! Geez Buddy, them humans don't appreciate the gift of poo on their carpet!
Lexie says I need to go to "finishin' school." What's up wif that?
OH NOES Buddy. Nefur, NEFUR does "puppy biz" ina house, efun if it not yer house. Peeples doesn' likes "puppy biz" ina house.
I's done 'for, too, and didn't get 'preciated, needer!
We can't believe they didn't appreciate your presents Buddy...at least you gave it a good try!
Buddy sounded like a Great housewarming gift to me! Sounds like best part of the day was coming home and chasing squirrels and getting muddy in your own yard..... We have a few muddy spots ...not many...still too much snow. Spitting snow again tonight. very cold wind and only about 20.