March 15th 2011 10:45 pm
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Mom was really mad at me for playin' wif her 'puter bag tonight. I decided to lie low. Like not lie high up on the couch or nothin'.
Mom went on the FaceSpace thingy an' tol' all her friends what I done did. She was LOL-in' an' rantin' on there. She ate her dinner out of a little tray by the 'puter. It smelled good, but I was not about to ask her for any.
Then Mom went upstairs to recake the bafftub. She been workin' in the baffroom three days now, scrapin' the old cake off the tub so she can put new cake in there along that line where the tub touches the wall. Somethin' 'bout shower water comin' into the kitchen or somethin'. Crazy. Guess stuffin' cake in that crack keeps the water out.
Anyway, she went up to cake and I decided she musta meant for me to taste whatever was left in that little tray by the 'puter. It was green, like a puddle of thick sauce.
Oh. My. Dog! What was that stuff? I took one taste and that was all I wanted. Hot! Hot! Hot! Where is the water??!! OMD - I need some water!
Better be careful Buddy sometimes those Humans eat some strange stuff!
I guess if your Mom didn't eat it, then maybe it's not sumfin you want either.
Maybe the cake would taste better?
You don't think your momma did that on purpose, to teach you a lesson, do you Buddy?????? Stay away from green stuff!!!
Oh it was so bad - so hot! I won try to eat that green stuff agin' - no way!
I sniffed at the cake in the baffroom later . . . it din look like cake, it din smell like cake and it din taste like cake (one quick lick). Lexie said it's cawke. That must jus be fancy British cake. I hear they're not known for their good good. Must be it.
Maybe it is frosting for the cake. Did it taste like frosting? I think they are pulling your leg. Again.
I don 'member anyone pullin' on my legs, but maybe you are right. I dunno. sigh.
Whoa! Be careful wif dat hot stuff! I do not unnerstand da cake in da baffroom. I's berry confoosed on dat one!