July 14th 2010 6:20 pm
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Lexie is either portable or potable. I am not sure. One of those things means you can carry it around wif you and one of those things means you can put it in a pot and drink it. She is floppy and sloshy like water, but Mom also picks her up a lot and carries her around like a rag doll. I think she is both portable and potable. She would fit in Mom's soup pot jus fine.

Mom says Lexie is portable, but also ambulatory and ambulating. Lexie said she wishes she had a perambulator just for her. I think she needs an ambulance cuz she still looks funny when she portablates herselves across the yard. She ambulates as if she had potated too much tekeela and maybe ate the worm outta the bottom, too. (I read about that stuff on FaceTube)