March 13th 2010 2:51 pm
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You wouldn't believe it, but again I am forced to sleep in a dirty bed! I mean, I coughed up a not-yet-digested hunk of broccoli down near the foot of it, underneath the covers, days ago and have tracked all sorts of Wisconsin-springtime-mudfest into it on numerous occasions. Mom doesn't even seem to mind this stuff! I dunno how she can make me sleep in such conditions. Mom said she likes the ex-folly-eating texture of the crummy bedding. Something about not having to pay hundreds for expensive derm-a-brayshun?