March 13th 2010 2:51 pm
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You wouldn't believe it, but again I am forced to sleep in a dirty bed! I mean, I coughed up a not-yet-digested hunk of broccoli down near the foot of it, underneath the covers, days ago and have tracked all sorts of Wisconsin-springtime-mudfest into it on numerous occasions. Mom doesn't even seem to mind this stuff! I dunno how she can make me sleep in such conditions. Mom said she likes the ex-folly-eating texture of the crummy bedding. Something about not having to pay hundreds for expensive derm-a-brayshun?

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

March 13th 2010 at 4:20 pm

Dis r an OUTWAGE, Buddy!! Yur poor, sensimative skins!

Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

March 13th 2010 at 5:06 pm

Buddy, for the last time, send your mommy up here, so her and mommy can have a girly spa night. DERMabrasions. Humph! No schnauzer should have to endure!