March 6th 2010 11:42 am
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We are sorry to inform you that our service is temporarily down. All communication is received, but response time is severely hampered due to parental malfeasance. Please stay tuned for pupdates while I bark my head off at Mom to let me on the 'puter.
Your patience is apprecimated.
P.S. Lexie said I should say that stuff. Mom is too busy to let me get my 'puter time. I have a gabillion rosette-thank-you-notes to get out for everypup who congratumated me last week on getting Diary of the Day and the pressure of society's politeness-time-frame for responses-to-gifts is really getting to me. Okay, no, not really. I don't even know what Lexie means by that, but she said someone named Miss Manners wrote a whole book about how you must write the thank you notes within a certain amount of time after receiving the treats and I have appawrently disregarded this wisdom. Phooey. I dunno who Miss Manners even is and why I should care, but Lexie knows all about this stuff. Double phooey. Sounds girly to me.
Oh, but thank you to everypup who sent me the congratumatations and the rosettes for my Diary of the Day pick last week. I enjoyed them all and did the happy dance all over the house and even got so excited that I pooed in the living room! (Lexie said Miss Manners don't approve of that kind of sharin', but it's what makes life so special, the little things . . . or the bigger things in this case cuz I was really full of----)
Lexie: BUDDY! Stop! Just stop!
Yu so funny, Buddy!! Dere r neber enuff times in da day fur du all da stuffs we wanna du. Yu geddin' feeded???
I think you need your puter time. You got the honor by being on the puter. How do the humans expect you to keep those honors coming if you can't get on the puter?
HD reads Buddy's diary and roll over and over on the floor holding his sides and laughing. Good job Dude!