February 11th 2010 3:56 pm
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Mom couldn't get to the dogter during the blizzard we jus had so she took my stitches out all by herself. It wasn't pretty cuz I wasn't havin' none of it, but then she tied a t-shirt around my face so I couldn't see her comin' and couldn't bite her so good. Then she got most of 'em outta my nose.

Then cuz I stunk cuz I couldn't lick certain parts for two weeks, I got a baff. Well, I hate water, cept for drinkin' it and makin' it, so once I was in the tub and the water was comin' after me, Mom saw how still I got (I froze outta sheer [see-through] fright!) and she got her tweezers and got almost all the rest of the stitches out. But one just wouldn't come out. I let her try a lot, but she was scared of digging the Grand Cannon into my nose, so she quit and lathered me up instead. You would think our house was Grrrruntanimal Bay wif all the torture I got!

The next day she tried again, but no success. Today she got home from work and took me to the dogter, knowing she would have to fess up and tell them she performed medical proseedyours on me wifout a license. The med tech lady din even scold her or nuthin'. She looked all over my discombumpulated spot, but couldn't find no stitch! Mom looked closely and din see no stitch neither. I tol her I did it myself! See Mom, I can do medical proseedyours too!

I still think we need to talk about those torture tactics. I might have to call Amnasty International!

Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

February 11th 2010 at 5:01 pm

And they didn't say nuffin to her at all?!! OMD! I guess this recession has hit the pet medical field, too!

Barked by: ♥Kady♥ (Dogster Member)

February 11th 2010 at 5:33 pm

Yay Buddy and mom!!! good job!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

February 12th 2010 at 7:41 am

You poor baby! As if taking out the stitches weren't enough--she gave you a BATH!!! Did W or Cheney come to check up on how the torture was going or were they too scared your Mommy might bathe them next? They both seem kind of cowardly to this dog. I know your Mommy loves you and was only doing it to help you--at least that is what the humans claim--I'm not buying it about the baths.LOL

Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

February 12th 2010 at 8:19 am

Nope, no polly tishans in my bafroom. I think if they knew my Mom, they would be shakin' in their Texas boots! When she wants to torture, she tortures! BOL!