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Santa is NOT a cat!

December 18th 2009 5:22 pm
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Mom was talkin' today about Santa Claws comin' to our house and I said, "Wait just a dog gone minute!" His name is Santa Paws and everypup knows it! What is this with the Claws bit? There is no way that Santa is a cat. Dogs do not have claws, but cats do. Dogs have nails. I am, once again, confusticated. You don't think Santa is really a cat, do you? I don't want any catnip for Christmas, I know that for a fact. I want bull pizzles and squeaky squirrels and home-baked liver treats! I am having deep concerns now. I hope I can sleep tonight.

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

December 18th 2009 at 6:33 pm

Its OK Buddy, I am sure it was a slip of the tongue!
Barked by: Wendy G

December 18th 2009 at 7:24 pm

Cood yu mabbe ged Wexie tu expwain it tu yu, Buddy?? Hur r gud at dat kinda stuff. I fink I wood jus' make yu more confusicated :)
Barked by: Lexie (Dogster Member)

December 19th 2009 at 8:03 am

I think it's rather funny. I think he got both species wrong! hehehe
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

December 19th 2009 at 11:33 am

I thought Santa was an old man?!?! Is he a dog?!?! Is he a cat?!?!?! Now I'M confusticated!!!

Wait...just checked with Momma. He's an old man. No cats involved. *whew*
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2009 at 10:35 am

Is yer Mom sure, Fizzy? I hope so cuz if he were a cat, that would change my feelings considerabbely. Whew!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

December 21st 2009 at 5:29 am

If Santa Paws were a cat, there would be no justice in the world. Thankfully, he is not a cat. No cat would give stuff away---they are very selfish creatures.


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