December 18th 2009 5:22 pm
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Mom was talkin' today about Santa Claws comin' to our house and I said, "Wait just a dog gone minute!" His name is Santa Paws and everypup knows it! What is this with the Claws bit? There is no way that Santa is a cat. Dogs do not have claws, but cats do. Dogs have nails. I am, once again, confusticated. You don't think Santa is really a cat, do you? I don't want any catnip for Christmas, I know that for a fact. I want bull pizzles and squeaky squirrels and home-baked liver treats! I am having deep concerns now. I hope I can sleep tonight.