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We Will be Rolling in Bullysticks!

July 5th 2008 7:43 am
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Mom received this email in her inbox this morning and I have included it here as proof that we are now gonna be gabillionaires!

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MANAGING PARTNER
TANFIRELD CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES LAW FIRM
2-5 Warwick Court ,
London ,WC1R 5DJ .
DX: LONDON,
Chancery land - United Kingdom
+44-702-407-1147

FINAL NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEATH

Dear Beneficiary,

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.
J?rgen Kr?gger; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter
was returned undelivered.I hereby attempt to reach you again by this
same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late
Mr.J?rgen Kr?gger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum
of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to
you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous
friends abroad who wished you good. Mr. J?rgen Kr?gger until his death
was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic
& Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to
be involved in charitable projects. His great philanthropy earned him
numerous awards during his life time.

Late Engr. J?rgen Kr?gger died on the 13th day of December, 2004 at
the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.
According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities
and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach
you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me via this
email;(xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com) as soon as possible to enable me conclude
my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Regards,
MR.George Anthony William (Esq)
(Head of chambers)

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Mom said the deceased's name was spelled just like that, with those mysterious question marks in place of certain unknown vowels. She also removed the first part of the lawyer's email address to protect our soon to be estate. I don't know what a "hotmail" account is, but for some reason Mom thought that was a little fishy. Hmmmm. Why wouldn't a fancy dancy British lawfirm give its employees American hotmail accounts to begin the doling out process of gabillions of dollars? I fear Mom is actually entertaining the possibility of not responding to Mr. George Anthony William (Esq) in regards to our most benificent beneficiary and former member of the Helicopter Society. I must work quickly to change her mind! All those bullysticks . . . . .

 
 

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