May 20th 2008 5:05 am
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I would bite my tail, if I had one long enough to be worth the effort. So I get the treat of riding in the van to one of the kids' schools yesterday. Mom comes back out and puts her face up to the window where I am and get this - she says to me, "Buddy, can I be Frank . . ." She said something after that about how easy it would be to get a few more just like me if I weren't such a piece of work, but I didn't really hear the rest. I was like, "No! No, no, no, no, no! You cannot be Frank! You are a girl. I want to be Frank! Why do you think you should be Frank when I am the boy?!"