May 5th 2008 7:29 am
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I suppose Lexie has already had her laugh for the day, but I was quite flattered by the man's request that I escort his blond daughter to the prom and then come in for a drink afterwards and maybe a little, um, you know. He saw my potential, even from his vehicle 20 feet away. (A man stopped his car and inquired about Buddy's stud services this morning. Wow.) Then Mom had to go and blow my cover, revealing my neutral status to the whole howlin' world! (Lexie says to stop exaggerating - no one else was around to hear.) I rather agree with Lexie in that Mom could have at least faked it on my behalf. So what it wouldn't work. It sometimes doesn't work for real in fully equipped couples. What's a boy to do? How often will these kinds of opportunities fall into one's lap, or slightly below it? Sigh. I suppose I won't be hearing the end of this in the near future. I can just see Lexie's diary entries for the next week. Sigh. So close . . . so close.