January 15th 2008 8:06 pm
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I've seen the humans put gunk on a tiny brush and shove it back and forth inside their moufies, but tonight Mom tried it on me! I thought she was flipping me over for a good old boy tummy rub, but then she popped out this little toothbrush with minty goo on it and tried to do the human pre-bed routine on me! Yikes. I played along for a short bit, but then made it clear in no uncertain terms that I am a dog for pete's sake and not a human. She reminded me that although I have features canine, I do share tooth and gum with the higher beings. Huh? I am so outta here!