December 6th 2007 9:24 am
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I just added clothespins to my repertoire of chewed items. It was really good, too, except for that metal springy thingy in the middle. Mom caught me munching and took the whole thing, what was left of it, away. So, I freely embrace Step One of the 12 Steps, and I think I get the idea of Step Two. It starts to break down around Step three for me. I think I'll just stick with Step One for now, admit I have this problem and keep doin' it. It feels so good. Later I can chews to move on to those harder steps near the middle. I can't count much higher than five anyway, so I don't think those humans would expect me to attain much beyond confession when caught red-pawed.