H. H. Parker Esq.


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Home:D.S., LA  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 7 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 1-10 lbs

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The family of Odysseus, Prete Noma- (12/89-6/6/07), Dohji and Calliope
The family of Odysseus, Prete Noma- (12/89-6/6/07), Dohji and Calliope
 

Nicknames:
Parker Barker~Fatty McFadden~Park-E~

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
sleepyenergetic
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
anxiouscalm
 

Sun Sign:
Quick Bio:
-purebred

Birthday:
April 12th 2007

Likes:
A good rear end scratch~Car rides~

Pet-Peeves:
~Baths~Hot Weather~

Favorite Toy:
Anything squeaky~Weeds & Flowers~Sticks~Balls~Bugs~

Favorite Food:
Halo, Spots Stew~Eukanuba~Royal CaninAnything he can con Dad into giving him~Dingo Bones~Anything anyone else has!

Favorite Walk:
Um, Sir Hairy does not like to walk~He has learned to walk just fine but tires quickly and will take a ride if he can get it. He LOVES to walk around our block and leave his mark!

Best Tricks:
Looking adorable~Barking like a goose~Getting Dad to give him ANYTHING just by giving him THE EYES:)

Arrival Story:
This beautiful little guy was a special birthday surprise for a 5 year old little girl. Dont tell Parker that because he thinks he was a gift for Daddy:)

Bio:
Parker was and is very sick. We didn't know it at the time but later found out that Parker traveled here from South Dakota with a bunch of other dogs that were also sick. We found out he had Giardia at his first vets visit, then pneumonia,then Coccidia, then pneumonia again. After many trips to the Dogter and Emergency Vets it was discovered that Parker had a congenital birth defect that was blocking his airway. There was a growth on each side of his soft palate that was causing him to gasp for air, poor baby. The surgeon fixed that and enlarged the airways in his nose. The vet also said he has an unusually small trachea that we may have to address someday and was trying to interest us in a Titanium trachea???Huh??? As a result of all this he make constant noise! Snorts,Wheezes,Slurps and last but not least is the LOUDEST snoring dog on the planet. He prefers to sleep on the pillow by your head so there is just no escape:) A 3am snorting,slurping,licking cleaning ceremony is a must for this spoiled little Tzu and we wouldnt change a thing:)

Forums Motto:
I bark at my food ;}

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I've Been On Dogster Since:
July 13th 2007 More than 7 years!

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Dogster Id:
583302


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I'm BALD~HOMESICK and TOTALLY FREAKED OUT!

January 12th 2012 2:52 pm
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It's true, I'm bald.
It's true I'm homesick,
And it's true that I have been an emotional wreck ever since Mom dragged me half way around the country to the dog forsaken place!
Sure, it's warm here. Big deal! I miss my snow! I miss my yard! I miss my walks and I intend to pout and be as disagreeable as possible until Mom comes to her senses!

I am also shaved SO close I can feel a breeze when Baby Pug walks by, Tell me how a respectable Tzu is suppose to go out in public with NO HAIR??
The ONLY good thing is that Mom isn't after me with the brush every 5 minutes.

Our new neighbors have about a thousand dogs that live outside and bark all day and all night, I'm sure I have bags under my eyes!
Someone, cucumbers STAT! And a steak too while your at the fridge!
Mom keeps bringing home every sad sack she see's, even brought home a Pit bull she found in the middle of the highway!

Again, I intend to be as disagreeable as possible until she rights her wrongs!
Tzu's have right's too ya know!

Over and out from pouterville,
H.H. Parker

 

To Shave or Not To Shave.....That is the question......

March 1st 2010 4:32 am
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As some of you know, I have been growing my fur out in the hopes that I will one day look like my Canadian idols, Lenny & Harrison.
Have you seen them lately????? http://www.dogster.com/dogs/698669
They are beautiful doods and I am not at all ashamed to say I have a man crush on them!
After a harsh winter and many mini snowballs stuck to my underarea's, Mom finally made the painful decision to "CUT IT ALL OFF" *gasp*
That night after dinner she tells Daddy she thinks we should get into the groomers and get me shaved and thank dogness Daddy says "NO"
Not the guy I expected to be in my corner on this issue but I am his fave after all :)
So here I am, back to matts under my arms and icy snowballs stuck to my undercarrige.
Beauty is painful doods!!!!

 

I'm in trouble

May 30th 2009 7:27 am
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Oh yeah, I hit the jackpot of trouble with this adventure!!
I taught Angel how to crawl under the shed to check out the baby bunnies and dog oh dog is Mamma mad!!!
I guess we must have chased the bunnies off cuz 2 days later when I sent Angel to investigate she came out with a baby Racoon and not far behind her was a big ole mean Mamma Racoon !!!!
I kept barking and barking at her and Mom ran back there with a shovel yelling at us to get in the house!
Well, I wasn't about to leave this strange looking dog in my territory so I continued my fierce Tzu bark until Mom scooped me up and brought me inside.
When Daddy came home that night he put some kind of fence around the shed so Angel & I can't get in there anymore.
Now, I know they are still in there and I will not rest until I have devised a way to get back in there!
Hey Angel, come here for a minute :)

 
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