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Happy New Year 2012!

Happy New Year to all of my Pup Pals!
Mom asked me what I thought I should have for my New Year's Resolutions, and this is what I came up with:

1.) I should get onto the computer more often so I can write in my blog and to my Pup Pals.

2.) I should stop begging for food. (Mom made me write this.)

3.) I should "eliminate" when Uncle Jim takes me outside. (Mom said I'm "the only dog in the world that is 'anal retentive'" whatever that means.)

4.) I should stop "rearranging the rugs" when Mom is not home.

5.) I should stop picking the trash can looking for used snot rags. (Mom made me write this as well.)

6.) I should make a better effort to "aim" in the Pooch Potty box. (Again, Mom made me write this!)

7.) I should stop scratching, licking and gnawing myself to bleed when I have a "little itch."

8.) I should stop hogging up Lexi's space when Uncle Eric takes me over to their place.

9.) I will stop digging a hole in my living room bed. (Now that Mom replaced the center piece foam.)

10.) I will remember my user name and password so that I can get back on line to blog about the dumb stuff that Mom does and to be able to give zealies to my Pup Pals all year long.

On a better note, a few days ago Mom had a small party here and all of my favorites uncles came over. Uncle Beto, Uncle Pierre, Uncle Carlos, Uncle Ralph & Auntie Liz(without their giant Dali - who used to be a pain in the tail when she was a puppy) and a new uncle - Uncle Jose.
Mom said that Uncle Jose used to come over a lot when he was a teenager and he knew my sister, Sasha, who is now at Rainbow Bridge. Uncle Beto also knew Sasha. Uncle Jose was fun, he would give me a lot of treats if I did what he wanted me to do. So I had to sit, shake - one paw at a time, speak, catch, lie down, go get it, and take the treat out of Mom's mouth "like a lady." I got tired of having to do the same things over and over for Uncle Jose, so I just started "speaking" to him to give me my treats. Mom told Uncle Jose that I had him wrapped around my little finger. Silly Mom, she knows that I use my little fingers to type on the computer, and I don't wrap them around people, specially to get yummy treats from.
That day, Uncle Ralph gave Uncle Jose a new violin, so Mom said that he'll be back to play. I know this means with me, but Mom insists that he'll be back to play the violin. Whatever Mom...
Either way, Mom and I are looking forward to another bar-b-que with all of my Uncles so they can play their string quartets or quintets and I can get more treats from them! Hehehe!

7-16-2011 Tomorrow is Auntie Linda's Birthday

Mom says that tomorrow, July 17 is Auntie Linda's Birthday. Happy Birthday Auntie Linda! Mom says you're going to be 49. If I were to do the math on that, I'd be dead, now that's old!
It's been hot this past week. Mom says because the apartment complex chopped all of the trees, we have no shade on the roof which is why it's so hot inside. Mom comes home from work and she gets all of the fans up and running till late night. At least I sleep better at night because it's cooler and quieter. I hate all the loud noises that workers are making during the day. They even came up onto my balcony and changed the fence and railings. Now I can't see my Pup Pal, Cesar - who lives right in front pf us. Mom hates it, she says the new enclosure and railing is cheap and it absorbs heat. I don't know what that means, but if Mom hates, then I hate it too.
Mom says I need a bath! *shiver!* I hate bathes! But I have to admit, I like the rub down that comes after. Plus Mom says I smell nice and feel softer, sheesh...! People shoukd get used to dirty dogs. It feels good being dirty! I really like rolling around in the grass and making myself smell better, but Mom says instant bath when I do that. Mom is no fun! Oh-oh, here she comes! Gotta hide!

July 4, 2011 It's My 13th Birthday!

Mom says I'm 13 years old today. Woo-hoo! Mom says that we're going to have a small party tonight. Uncle Jim and Mom will have dinner and I get to sample some of the salad greens and carrots. Yippee! Mom says I can't have anything else because it'll upset my stomach. Boo-hoo...
Mom also says the nation will celebrate with us tonight. They'll be large flying fireworks in the sky. I don't care for those too much because of the noise, but Mom says they look cool. Whatever.
Uncle Eric came over for a little while yesterday and he gave me a really large bag with chicken breast treats and lamb jerky, my favorite! Mom says I get to have extra today because it's my birthday, yeah!
So today Mom took me to the doggie store, but they were closed, so we found another store and I got to go inside and have a look see. She got me a nice large rope toy and also a can of dog food. She said they don't carry my regular brand so tonight she's going to mix this can in with some cooked rice. Sounds special enough for me, yea!
Mom says if I were a furless human type, I'd probably be enrolled in her beginning strings class this year. She says I would be in the seventh grade. I wonder if I'd be making all that screeching sounds that her students make when they come over, hehehe! Uncle Beto, Uncle Ralph, Uncle Carlos and Uncle Pierre don't make screeching sounds anymore. They got better. Mom says they all went to a special high school for music and some of them even went to college for music, so that's why they sound so good. Mom should do the same, sometimes she screeches on her tiny instruments.
I want to wish all of my Pup Pals a very happy Fourth of July and celebrate with me, it's my birthday! My favorite!