return to top

A Dog's Life

Dog that Could Fly

Here is a story that my best friend, Star, and I made up while we were IMing, hopefully you'll like it! Enjoy!

"Star: Once upon time there was a orange dog named

Junior: Simba, he always wanted to fly...it didn't matter with who or with what so he decided to

Star: Glue to tree branches on his back. He then backed up and ran jumping (like he saw airplanes do) but

Junior: it didn't work and all he got was a nose full of dirt. So after painfully removing the glued tree branches he decided to look for someone instead. He searched and searched until he found

Star: Dr. Doolittle. He was the best known scientist in all the great land. So Simba walked in asking about getting wings attached and Dr. Doolittle said

Junior: that it was impossible. He said cats are meant to scratch people up, birds are meant to fly, and dogs are meant to be man's best friend. However Simba wasn't satisfied with his answer, so he went to plan C which was

Star: To build his own wings like the Wright brothers did long ago. But he had no wood so instead he used...

Junior: Some plastic reeds that he found in the local warehouse, he had to give the warehouse guy the puppy eyes to get the plastic reeds, and it totally worked! Now he got into the mechanics of the wings...perfect size...perfect weight...and a perfect harness to go with it so he could be comfortable. Now all that was left was to try it out...

Star: So he ran up to the top of the hill and ran down and he did it!!! He flew. He didn’t last long in the air but long enough to quench his thirst to fly once!!

Junior: It was a great rush, and the thing is that he didn't feel bad about the short lived success, he noticed what had gone wrong with the aerodynamics, and he could fix it! He would be able to fly till his heart content, fly with the birds...fly with the planes...fly with the..uh unidentified flying object!---THE END "

Daisy and Pickles

Star and I thought we would make a story on the IM, we just finished our sentences so lets see how you all pups like it! We'll create more stories every now and then so here is one of our first...

"Star: There once was an old maid who loved to make pickles. She made the worst pickles the county has ever tasted and she took care of her niece and her husband and their child. Well she gave them a pickle for every meal and they didn't wanna hurt their feelings by saying the pickles were awful so they

Junior: gave them to the dogs that lived around the corner of the house, they didn't seem to have food so it seemed nice to do that. They wanted to help Daisy, the old maid, make good pickles so they...

Star: replaced the awful pickles with the good dill pickles from the local winn-dixie. They were finally able to eat the good store bought pickles without wanting to gag until...Daisy made more of her pickles.

Junior: They were back to square one! Once again they gave the pickles to the dogs. But now instead of buying new pickles they decided that they would get Daisy a cook book called...

Star: How to make pickles. It was a small book and they gave it to Daisy. Daisy started to wonder about it and she was like you don't like my pickles!!! So she began to weap and

Junior: scream bitterly. They reasured her that the pickels weren't bad, but she wouldn't fall for it. Finally after much time and consideration Daisy thought that maybe she needed to read the book. So she did and the next time she made pickes...

Star: they ended up tasting more horrid and discusting then before. So they didnt wanna hurt her feelings they gave it to the dogs once again and NOTHING and i mean nothing would eat it. Even a spider walked on it and died instantly. So they needed a new plan

Junior: So they went to the ultimate website for pickle making and made themselves picke experts. They found out that Daisy wasn't putting pickles in vinegar but instead she was putting them in...

Star: Food deodernt and that they are lucky they didnt die. Well by this point Daisy had left town because she couldn't bare to live with people who hated her cooking. So in order to get Daisy back they

Junior: contracted an airplane with a banner that said COME BACK DAISY, WE LOVE YOU!!! She saw the airplane and was so happy, but she was still hurt, little did she know that they were about to give her the key to making the best pickles so instead of going back home she...

Star: Starting selling pickles and she because world famous even bigger then dill, she became a millionare :)

Junior: The end"

July 27 2007

Today i'm not doing much at the house, just cooling off under the house where its is nice and cool.lol. Daddy is supposed to take me on a walk today, so i' m waiting patiently.........And today i got my profile all cool looking, THANK YOU ROXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roxy is my very good friend and without her i would have never been able to have such a pawesome profile.
-Junior