Nicknames: Chewy, Chewy Chewstons, Chew-Chew, Ah-ah-ah-Chewy, Chewy Papa, PaPas, the list is endless and growingly pathetic..
Birthday: January 20th 2006
Likes: He's such a lap hooker! He LOVES having his tummy scratched.
Pet-Peeves: When the nieces and nephew tote him around the house.. yeah, not so much.
Favorite Toy: I wish I knew. He destroys EVERY toy I buy him. :(
Favorite Food: Hmmm.. he loves fruit! Watermelon especially, and anything that falls off the table or that I give to him under the table so my husband doesn't see. heh.
Favorite Walk: We live 1/4 mile from my parent's- he loves the walk to their house.
Best Tricks: Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
Arrival Story: My husband and I found out that having children would be next to impossible. That's just not cool for a 29 year old woman dying to be a mommy. We decided to get a small dog- it would be my first. I was browsing online one day and came across an ad for "Teddybear Lhasa Poms". We met with the breeder that week and when introduced, he was the only to immediately venture towards me. Not to mention, he was the cutest little thing everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. He truly is a part of the family.
Bio: Chewy LOVES everybody! He never meets a stranger and is great with kids and other dogs. His best friend is Annie, a 3-legged black lab- they love each other dearly. He doesn't mind baths, but trimming his nails is not a treasured task. My husband refuses to let me dress him- lucky dog. We recently had him neutered- the change is like night and day. He used to be insanely hyper- which was fine at times and tiring at others. We couldn't let him outside without leashing him- he had a tendency to end up a 1/2 mile from us in ten seconds flat. Then of course, there was the leg lovin.... funny, but just not cool. That was a month ago. We don't crate him when we leave the house, he doesn't disappear when we let him out and his overall countenance is just amazing- he's seriously the perfect lap dog. My friends and family make fun of me for spoiling him but come on! How can I not?
Forums Motto: Chewy- he gives new meaning to the word.
1. A Cuddler?
Are you kidding.... anything I can do to cover those bastards in a plethora of pet hair is worth it. They're the best ever. Especially mommy.
2. A morning person?
I'm an "any time of day" dog. I like to read the paper. Ok, so I really like to shred it into a million little pieces and see who picks it up first. Usually it's Mommy cause Daddy is f'in lazy.
3. Are you a perfectionist?
Ohhhhhhhh yes. I make sure once the paper is shredded, it HAS to be spread out evenly on every inch of the floor. I'm the same way with Mommy's shoes too. I can't stand being inconsistent.
4. An only child?
No. Mommy said she has two- but there's just three of us in the house.
No, I'm not addicted to cats.
6. In your pajamas?
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?
I AM breaking hearts, baby
8. Okay styling other people's hair?
I love styling Daddy's chest hair but I think he likes it more than I do. He just likes to play hard-to-get.
9. Left handed?
This question is so not PC. I'm 4 pawed, bish.
10. Addicted to MySpace?
Does a fat puppy hate fast cars?
11. Shy around the opposite gender?
I'm gangsta' baby, gangsta'.
12. Currently regret something that you have said?
Well, now that you've mentioned it, no.
13. Curse frequently when you get mad?
Hells yeah, but they mistake me for wanting a treat. Either way I win, suckas.
Along with anything else that gets dropped on the floor.
15. Enjoy talking on the phone?
Does it squeak?
16. Have a lot to learn?
They think I do, but they have no idea. I don't pee on the carpet because I'm dumb. I pee on the carpet so they have to pause the movie and then I get to listen to mommy yell at daddy and why he just sits there every time and says, "babe, he pissed right there." Then mommy gives me daddy's flip flop to finish pissing on and.. oh wait. Just kidding.
17. Have a pet?
Just 2 humans. They can wipe their own ass!
18. Have a broken bone?
No, but daddy threatens to break one every time I jump on his privates. That daddy.. he's so funny.
I'm a 10 pound LION!
21. Worst thing that ever happened to you?
So I was on this hot date with Jessica, a French Poodle while visiting family in Miami. We were strolling down the walkway when out of nowhere this cat sprays me! Mommy said I screamed like a girl, but I was just trying to warn Jessica about the dangers. Mommy said I ran and left her to fend for herself, but really I was just trying to divert the cat's attention away from Jessica. I'm superhero like that.