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Thanksgiving Tag

November 13th 2007 8:29 am
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Thanksgiving!

Here are the rules:
Because it’s Thanksgiving time, there is a change to the rules. Each player needs to tell seven special things they are thankful for. Tagged dogs must post the rules in their diary and their 7 things. Then choose 7 pups to tag and list their names. Let them know by pawmail or rosette that they have been tagged and to read your diary for the instructions on how to play.

7 things i'm thankful for:

1. FOOD- any kind will do....
2. My parents king size bed
3. My moms addiction to oreo's
4 The ice cream carton when mom and dad are done with it
5 My family/ My dogster friends, even my sister
6. Car rides with open windows
7. For all the lovin I get

7 pups I"ve tagged
Leon Redbone
Max
Princess
Rudy
Mika & Tsuki
Hazel
Een

 

My life has changed.......

November 16th 2007 2:45 am
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I used to get all the attention........now with my sister around, I have to share everything............not one of my toys is safe, and there's no where that I can go anymore that she can't get too. Used to be the bed was a safe place.....but she can even jump up there now......used to be that when dad came home, and he's my buddy, he'd give me all the attention, but now she's there with me at the door..Yeah, yeah, there might be some ok things about her being here...she's someone to chase around or play tug of war with, instead of my cat sisters who just run away or hiss at me, and she is another pup to chase the cats with, and mom still won't give her any of the dinner scraps, only I get them, and even the empty ice cream box.......that's just for me. And I guess I get to have more cookies because moms trying to train her, so whenever she does something mom likes, we both get one.........that's cool. And with her getting into trouble all the time, I guess I'm looking pretty good in mom and dads eyes..........but she's got to stop biting my tail........I warn her,I push her down and hold her down with my head.......and she just keeps coming back at me....I guess things could work out, as long as she knows I"m the boss and run the show here. She is kind of cute........wonder if she thinks I am?

 

The Christmas Tree

November 26th 2007 1:01 pm
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Well things are definetly looking up around here for me...........since Mom put up the Christmas tree, and my little sister tried to climb it.......I'm definetly getting a little more respect, and I deserve it. I thought about warning Emma not to go near the tree, not to take one of the balls off it, and I guess I could have warned her about not climbing it, thought about it for a second..........but hey.........I was busy.....had a new bone I was workin on.......and how will she ever learn if I save her all the time.....plus she bit my tail last night really hard. Mom patted me on the head and said what a good boy I am.......can't beat that.......I think I'm going to like Christmas this year..

 

Let the games begin

November 29th 2007 3:51 am
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My naps are going to have to be put on hold awhile........though I'm looking like the greatest dog in the world to mom and dad, because my little sister Emma is getting into all sorts of trouble. If it were just because of things she did that got her in trouble I'd probably just sit back and watch. But even though everyone thinks I"m sleepin, I've seen some things go on. My sister cats are out to get Emma. They are doing things then hiding and she's getting blamed. That's crossing the line........and they used to do that to me when I was a young pup, in fact one even bit me when I was a pup right near my eye...when it gets down to things...it's dogs vs cats time, and there are some good points about having Emma. She licks my ears clean, I get more treats, there's lots of new toys, and she likes to play tag. So I'm going to have start watching her back, and let those cats know I'm on to them, and I'm the boss.
I felt bad for Emma last night, she really really wanted to watch the doggie movie 101 dalmations, and she couldn't because of all the trouble she got in....every little pup should get to watch that.......I know mom will let her watch it another day, but Emma doesn't know that yet, and is still a little sad this morning. Maybe I'll do something nice for her today, maybe I'll help her with that tunnel she wants to do.......and tonight I'll tell her how we'll get back at those cats......we're going to have some fun with them......though I'll have to give up a few naps, I am her big brother, and I'll give her a few tips on how to keep those cats in line........

 

Emma the snake tamer........

November 30th 2007 11:15 am
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Just when I thought she couldn't get into more trouble then she already has...there she goes.......trying to play with a snake......a snake....bad enough she eats acorns, rocks, flowers, roots, birdseed, and tries everyday to get moms new pineapple plant.......here she goes playing with a snake. I barked as loud as I could, have a sore throat and everything today......and I ran and tried to push her out of the way.....but the little nut thought I was playin....mom screamed and eventually took a shovel to the thing...but what does my ding dong sister do? She picks up one half of it and thinks we're gonna play.......squirrels yeah, lizards...ok but snakes?...no way.....I thought my mom was gonna faint right there, but no she picked up goof ball, andran in the house, and instead of just yelling at Emma, she yelled at me too..to stop barking.....Can it get worse? Oh yeah.....the snake tamer then jumps up on moms bed and pees..........poor mom.......I really felt sorry for her. She finally smarten up and put Emma in her cage for a while..........Thinking about it while I was resting, Emma was really lucky the snake wasn't the kind to kill her...I just can't let that pup out of my sight. This is more work then I thought. She was kind of funny later when she bit one of the cats tails...thank goodness mom didn't see her do that.....I finally sat with her and explained they don't like that (we'd get in trouble with Mom), but as my plan to get even with the cats is in the works......I decided to show Emma what the cats really like us to do....chase them ...and I led the way.......My sister cats hate it.......but ya know what they say about pay back........DOGS Rule.....

 

Braveheart turns soft

December 5th 2007 3:48 am
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Well.....I'm not a softie by nature, I'm a big guy and have an image to maintain..but seeing my sis come home the other night all teary eyed..broken hearted over some little guy she has a crush on at school....seems she had an accident during her class...and now thinks he won't like her...I know what that 's like, I really dig that cute pup across the street....well it got to me.......she's been lickin my ears clean every night, doin a great job and I kind of like it, and the other night she just came in upset and went to bed. Bad enough that she's been upset that mom took the pineapple plant away from her and put in high up out of her reach in a pot........so I'm going to have to do something really nice for her to cheer her up.........I've tried putting on a pup cartoon and sitting with her on the couch to watch it....helped a little but not completely....I tried playing keep away and letting her win every time...but still she's a little down........so today I'm going to help her dig her big tunnel that she's been wanting.......maybe that will cheer her up, and later I'll teach her about trapping one of our sister kitties in a corner, that can be fun too.
I hope the big guy in the red suit is watchin all this........I deserve a really big present this year........

 

Christmas Tag

December 5th 2007 5:07 am
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I have been tagged by my pal Toffee

It’s a Christmas tag!!! This is what you have to do.

You have to write a letter to Santa Paws with 5 requests in your diary.
Then you have to give whoever tagged you 5 bones or treats.
Then tag 5 more cats or dogs.

Dear Santa Paws these are my request

1. A bigger bed cause my little sis wants to always sleep with me
2. A car of my own,so I don't always have to bother mom to go out
3. A tv of my own so I can stay up later then mom
4. To be able to go with Dad to work everyday
5. And mostly that all pups without a home find one this coming year





That was fun! I'm tagging....

1. Daisy
2. Mika & Tsuki
3. Jerry
4. Toby
5. Mello

 

Love is in the Air

December 11th 2007 4:34 am
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Mom put up some mistletoe for me....I'm hoping to get some kisses from some very cute pups.........and NOT my sister. She doesn't leave me alone.....first she kept biting me,.... my nose, my ears, and my poor tail......but now that she's in love with this young pup she met, she's determined to be the best kisser, and she keeps practicing on me.........yuck....the little ding dong even tried to kiss one of our sister cats, and almost got her nose bit off......This morning she wants to walk around with a book on her head...says it will make her walk like a lady. She is even sleeping all curled up next to me every night.....what happened to her? We're dogs I keep telling her.......we need to be rough and tough and protect our mom and dad and our house. She's gotten all soft on me....says I need to spruce myself up....don't see how I can with mom buying girlie red reindeer ears and wanting me to wear them for a picture. That one is crossing the line, not happening. There's a few cute gals out there that I'd love to meet, and red reindeers with bows on them is not going to make that happen. When they all go to sleep tonight I'll fix myself up all nice, brush my coat real good and venture out myself.

 

Moms lost her marbles

December 13th 2007 3:10 pm
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I can't believe she made me wear those red reindeer antlers with BOWS on them.......and then put the picture on my own pup page........I'm ruined, just ruined....... What sexy chicks are going to look at me now without laughing? I'm 5 yrs old to mom and still her baby.....but I'm really 35 years old!!! What 35 year old male who be caught dead wearing those??........Since Emma came along everything is all sweet and girlie.......I"ve tried to be good, I've tried to help mom with Emma, I puppy sit her all the time, clue her in on how to be a dog....try to be extra patient, especially with the big guy in the red suit coming....but Mom is just having herself a breakdown or something. It's one thing to help Emma grow up to be a lady doggie, and I know it's important to Emma since she's in love with that young pup........but I'm a fullgrown MALE, looking for the lady love of my life....and there I am wearing RED REINDEER EARS WITH BOWS..What's next? A skirt? Can't imagine what mom will get me for Christmas.......pink frilly feety pj's, or fuzzy bunny slippers......it should just be illegal to be able to post pictures without the pups conscent. I can't wait until dad gets home.......

 

She's in the Army now

December 31st 2007 3:46 am
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The holiday was good but it's over, and now it's time to get back to basics with the little ding dong....I have severe doubts that I'll ever get Emma into shape and learn to be a dog......she thinks just because she "graduated" from pup school and knows how to sit, and lay down (when she feels like it) that's all it means to be a dog......girl or no girl, she needs to learn how to protect our family.....and what does she do? She shows up every day for our lessons in those pink bunny slippers, and sometimes she's even wearing her red reindeer ears........she can't even manage to put two barks together and her growl?...it sounds like an injured bird. It's embarressing......I try to take her out in yard and patrol the premises...but I'll turn around and there she is, looking at the birds, humming, digging a hole, eating leaves ,sunning herself..once she just layed down and took a nap....Her attention span is less then a second. Strange humans walk by, and she's waving hello and saying hi...I'm surprised she's not asking them in for cookies and water or a dip in the pool..... And when I get tough with her about it? What does she do? She puts her head down and gets all teary eyed. This is going to be a lot harder then I thought.....but I never give up. I'm going to have get tougher....decided I'll have to do something to get her attention.....I'm going to have to hide her bunny slippers and not give them back until she bucks up and gets it right....

 
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