Photo Comments Age: 9 Years Sex: Male Weight: 51-100 lbs
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Derberson, Monkey, Derwood, Derberford Monkelstein, Derb
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February 7th 2004
belly rubs, rawhide, licking the coffee table, sticking his head in the garbage can, wrapping his toys in the dirty laundry
the short life of rawhide, closed closet doors, the scary dude with the hat, water
Derby is currently a third year medical student and recently completed his Ph.D in Jewish-American Literature and Women's Studies
after my sisters left me, i was all alone in lexington. these people were looking at the brown ones in the corner. the one they liked ate one of his turds and they said "eww, no." garrett liked me. he tried to get me out, and i peed all over him. he tried again, but i was empty. they took me into a room and i got stuck in the cat tower thing. i ate garrett's pants and pooped on the floor. courtney didn't break out. the next day courtney dumped me off on her parents. i didn't like them because i was a mean mean puppy. i peed on them all i could. but lucy the pitbull was my friend. we played and i would walk on top of her cage and taunt her. i kicked her butt. then all the sudden they put me in the truck and took me to the infidel's apartment. but they don't make me stay in my crate much. they smell funny. i love them.
they keep calling me monkey puppy. and i'm never going to learn my friggin' name at this rate. i have bad gas.
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|August 5th 2004
||More than 8 years!
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