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dont hate me because I'm beautiful

I ate too much yesterday.

Yesterday was a yummy day for me. I ate lots of chicken, chips, I even started to eat a prune until my grandma took it away from me! The only good thing about those little humans coming to our house is that they like to give us food. I hear my grandma say to them "do not feed the dogs because they can get sick" but they don't listen to her and wait until she's not looking to give us some food but that prune was sooo good and yet I ate so little of it. Well there goes my figuer again. I can't wait until it stops raining so I can go out and have some fun running after the pigeons. Who are those pigeons anyway! They think they own my yard and I have to show them who's the boss. Well, my Grandma has to trim my nails now because I cant feel my paws touch the floor anymore.

playing like a lady

Hi my name is Cookie and I am 2 years old! I want to be in a beauty pageant but lately I have gained some weight and now I need to go on a diet to get my beautiful figure back. Today for example I didn't feel like playing at all but my brother wiggles kept barking at me and wouldn't stop so I figured I'd burn some calories and play with him. After we played we both got soooo hungry and saw my grandma eating some cheese and I love cheese! So I just stared at my grandma with my big black eyes and stared at her but my brother is a big baby and he whined alot so my grandma gave him a piece first! I got so mad that I growled at him and my grandma laughed and gave me a piece of cheese too. Well I have to go now so grandma can massage my tummy. massaging is good for my cellulite. woof woof.