September 20th 2004 8:59 pm
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Nobody really believes it is mine. It is! It's on Star Islad (my own island, by the way) and it is right next to Madonna's house. I have many servants there--all dogs. My sister Lucy does business in the Bahamas and sometimes she gets to borrow my speedboat. We are only 30 minutes away the way Lucy drives it. Sometimes I let her have conferences in my multi-plex theater. I am a very important dog in Miami, even though I was born on a bee farm in Kansas.

I HAVE A MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!