November 8th 2006 8:01 am
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Well, its that time of year again. A BIG holiday all about food. It is, of course, Patan's favorite. Unfortunately his big belly got us in trouble last year. I say US because Mom and Dad were not sure who the guilty one was and we both had to pay the price.
This year I will be keeping a very watchful eye, but I will need a good backup plan to prove my innocence should my original mission fail. I thought about wearing a T-shirt that says "He did it" with an arrow pointing to Patan. But what if he moves and the cat is standing in the arrow's path? That won't work.
If I didn't think I would get too lonely, I would just go on the lam for a month. Maybe I will search the internet for an x-ray machine and then the hoomans can x-ray all of us to see who ate their special dinner. Or a pet-polygraph?
I need to think of something quick because Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I swear the hooman's grocery list had "peroxide" written on it!!!
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