Nuttin. Well I guess dat is not entirely true. I helped dad around da yard doin his work a lot, Tug and I play in da mud where da unner ground pipe thingy leaked. It got real soupy muddy and dat was really fun. We played in our little swimmy pool when it was soooooo hot… Out AC was broken for most of July and August so we had to stay cool any way we could. Dad let me tastes his beer, (don’t tell the authorities, cuz I am under age). I knocked one over on da outside table and licked a lot of it up before dad found out. Hehehe…We played chase da Wubba wif Maximus a lot, He is really fast and strong. He had a really hard summer, he got Ticks in the spring, then Cheat grass thinginys in his foot and had to have surgery, twice. Then just last week he got sprayed by a skunk…Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew…Dat was stinky. We got to take a coulple of little trips wif dad to da boat, but it was broken most of da summer so we did not go anywhere in it. So I guess we gots to do lots of stuff dis sumber but it shore went by fast…Well see you all at school…
Lubbies
CJ
We met a new friend this weekend while we were at our boat. His name is Louie and he is an 11 year old Golden Lab. We were coming back from breakfast at one of our favorite places called the Calico Cupboard. Dad always brings us a bite from his breakfast. When we were driving back into Shelter Bay, dad spotted Louie walking up the road. He just had that lost dog look to him, like he was looking for something familiar. No keep in mind this is July 5th and last night there was non-stop fire works on this side of the channel. Dad stopped the car and Louie came right over to us. He was wet and muddy and had apparently been swimming in the bay, or channel. Since dad speaks fluent “Dog” he was able to communicate with him, and he told dad his name was Louie, he told dad he was indeed lost and gave him his phone number. Well dad whipped out his cell phone and called Louie’s owner. He said he must have wandered away last night during the fire works. He was almost 3 miles from home. We stayed with Louie until his person came to get him, and boy he sure was glad to see him when he got there. We went on back to our boat and had the rest of the weekend to play…Louie was glad to be home too…
This is a story about how the Cowpug got Hornswaggled…Once upon a time dere was dis cowpug… He was a champion bull rider…He entered a Rodeo (like he usually did) and started to get ready to ride da bulls..One of da Clownpugs came ober to him and said “I am here to protect you if you get bucked off da bull” Da cowpug replied,,” I am not going to get bucked off cuz I am really gud” Da clown said “yea right we will see”.. Well as the rounds went on da cowpug kept riding all da bulls and da clown was amazed… He told his clown buddie,, “Dis Pug is gud”..Well the finals were up and da cowpug was in da lead in points…He was so sure of himself he told da Clownpugs “ you guys can go home now… I have this handled”…Well dis Texas long horn bull’s name he was to ride was “Puppy Chow”… He thought to him self,, whut a name for a bull….hehehe.. well what he didn’t know is da bull was named dat not because he was puppy chow, but because he like to chow down on da puppies…Our brave cowpug mounted Puppy Chow and made sure he was all laced in perfectly… Da Clownpugs had stayed around to watch cuz dey knew dis bull was bad to da bone…Well Puppy Chow broke with a mighty buck and a big jump and kick… He flew into da air and den landed wif a thump… he turned and twisted and bucked all over the ring. The ride was supposed to last 8 seconds, well at 5 seconds all was fine… den it happened,,, our cowpug got bucked over da bulls head and flew into da air… Da bull took aim on da cowpug as he was headed to land,,, he turned his head so his horn lined up wif da cowpug, (who happened to be facing da odder direction)…When da cowpug landed.. da bull did too and proceeded to send his horn right into da cowpug’s…(well you know where). Dat cowpug jus stood dere wif a really funny look on his face cuz he couldn't figure out what wuz happenin to him. Well da clownpugs jumped into action and got da impaled cowpug off da bull horn. One of dem turned to da odder and said,,,”Dat cowpug got hornswaggled.”
And dat his how Hornswaggling came about...dats my story and I'm stickin to it...
CJ
Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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