October 2nd 2004 6:19 pm
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My beloved sister, Lilah, and I live in the South where we reside inside the "main house" with our human slaves. However, as any good hound knows, there are times when a girl just needs to enjoy some fresh air. Now I tell you, that becomes a real problem when one's paws must actually touch dirt in order to do so!! Therefore, Lilah and I got together and begged...er...ordered our Drool Slaves to pawchase us a new doggy deck so our tootsies wouldn't suffer during our sojourns into the great outdoors. Being the excellent slaves they are, they immediately ordered us a new deck on which to recline. Well, the old shelters then looked very shabby so, of course, we had to beg...er...demand a chic new extra large Dogloo with a vented roof and orthopaedic pad for our most delicate posteriors. They are simply too good to us! Not only did we get what we asked for, we insisted they place treats inside the new "summer house" before we would enter it. Aren't we splendidly clever?!