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A day in my life....

my name...

Dear Diary,

I am supposed to be off dairy for sometime, presumably she(deipti) thinks i'll get a loose stomach, which is an icky thing. But I really wonder sometimes, if she will ever realise that I am not worried about messing up in the living room or in front of 10 new people who look at me and call me all weird names. I mean, how difficult is it for people to call me buzzo? or booze?

oh! you must also be wondering, why the "Jr." in my name. Its for fashion! ha ha, no no, seriously, there is a very good reason. You see deipti had (the late) Buzo
[(my brother from another mother)http://www.dogster.com/dogs/367284]
and it seems she got confused as to the hierarchial naming system. After pondering over names like Joey, Fucky (oh my god) {which interestingly her bro suggested}, zeroed in on the simplest of all, buzzo Jr.. She did'nt even make the effort to add the extra "z", that was added thanks to the spelling mistake by my vet.

But, who's complaining? I bite her and chew her away to glory(you see i am teething) and she doesnt quite seem to mind. I have needle sharp teeth, but hey, lets leave all that for her diary entry.

I bite her brother (anshuman), and he comlpains thus :"was this dog brought here, to bite me?" and why not, I bite his bum, whenever I can. I also broke the keys of his laptop, and I would have been dead, but my name tag was changed to "sorry" and i escaped Alcatraz! Of coz, i like to give them more than their share of worries, I once (yesterday, I think) managed to get my face stuck in an empty can, and while I enjoyed the sound that the metal made when I banged it on the floor, they were sick worried about setting me free. It was hillarious.


okay, sleep time.

woofies!!!!