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Leave a bone for Mosquito (Skeeter)
Nicknames: The Beat, Beeter, "My Sweet BoPeet", "The Spot Stealer", Sweet, Hoover, Flea, Skeeter-Beeter (by my nephew)
Doggie Dynamics:
Energy
sleepy
energetic
Intelligence
silly
genius
Friendliness
aggressive
affectionate
Playfulness
not playful
very playful
Disposition
anxious
calm
Likes: FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD and FOOD!
Pet-Peeves: When dinner is late!
Favorite Toy: Anything that Squeaks, so she can kill it.
Favorite Food: ANYTHING EDIBLE!
Favorite Walk: The world is her oyster!
Best Tricks: Her Meerkat impression!
Arrival Story: I went to a shelter to look at an elderly Great Dane but when I arrived, he was gone, but a Dachshund Mom with 7 puppies were there. She was the only female, so I took her home that day and the rest is history!
Bio: This is the story of Skeeter the Beat;
Who's top goal in life is to constantly eat!
With the food locked away for most of the day,
It turned out a quite difficult feat.
One day an idea came to Skeet!
And she quickly jumped right to her feet.
Went to the locked door,
Where the food was all stored,
And she grinned at the thought of the treat!
With a bark and a howl from the Skeet,
The door became easy to beat!
She chewed and she chewed,
'til she reached all the food,
But by then, she was too full to eat!
But this isn't the end of poor Skeet.
For she would'nt accept the defeat!
She ate and she ate,
Until she sealed her fate,
And could never again see her feet!
Forums Motto: One Question - Is it Edible? Dogster Local Spots I've Marked: Veterinary Cardiology and Medicine Service The Groups I'm In: !!!The HOT Dogs!!!, !*~!The Darling Dachshunds!~*!, ★PLANET PAWLLYWOOD★, ♥the dogs of Texas♥, *~Dachsunds 24-7 ~*, ♥All Fur Fun♥, Texas Dachshunds!!!, ~ Dachshunds Forever ~, ~~~*♥Dog Park USA♥*~~~
The Last Forum I Posted In: My Hero
Limerick: Her theme song is "Mad Skeeter" - I rewrote the words to Man Eater! Here it is:
With a knock on the door she might - come out and take a bite
Nothing is new, She's done it all before.
Watching and waiting - Ooo, She's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door.
So many that came to see - got one on the foot or the knee,
The woman is wild, a She-Wolf tamed by a bowl of Purina.
Food is the matter - if She hasn't been fed, you ain't gonna get too far.
Ohoh, here She comes - Watch out boy, She'll chew you up
Ohoh, here She comes - She's a Mad Skeeter!!
I wouldn't if I were you - I know what She can do
She's deadly man, She could really rip your leg apart.
Mind over matter - Oooh, the beauty is there, but the beast is in Her heart!!!
Ohoh, here She comes - Watch out boy, She'll chew you up!
Ohoh, here She comes - She's a Mad Skeeter!!!!
Well, I don't really say much, but I had to comment on our little friend. I like her. I don't like admitting that I like her, though. She lets me bite her and knock her down and she keeps coming back for more! We play for hours! She does get a little overwhelming sometimes though. I don't mind having another girl in the house because she's not much of anything. I don't even think she's a real dog. If Momma decides to keep her, I don't think I'll have a problem with it. We'll see.
Skeet
Dear Santa,
Momma doesn't let me write on the computer too often, cuz I like to chew on things, so this is very important. Murphy and Momma are pretty sad about our brother, Gutter, who is missing. It would make them very happy to have him back - hint, hint. Well, I have to go, cuz Momma is coming, so please, try as hard as you can to bring Gutter back home! (I would also like a new Bobo!)
Thanks Santa,
Love,
Skeeter
Momma bathed us on Wednesday. Yuck. I had a good dog smell going. I hate it when she baths me in the shower. The water scares me. The rub down feels good, but then she puts me in the water again. No fun. My only favorite part of the bath is when I'm done. I like to go rub on everything, from the carpet to the bed sheets. I try to escape before Momma can dry me off too much! That way, I can get everything WET! She dried me off pretty good this time, though. Darn. Well, now I can start all over trying to get back the great smell that I had going. Maybe there's a good dead animal somewhere that I can roll in. Here's hoping!
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