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The Adventures of Bitey Dog!

Didn't They Talk About This in Animal Farm?

Yesterday, I was changing the linens on the bed. After I took the old sheets off the bed, I tossed them in the corner while I put the new ones on. Geordie was in the room with me, and as quickly as he could, he ran over to the sheets, arranged them in a nice bed, and went to sleep on them. A very sound sleep that I could barely rouse him from. Hmmm...what's next? Four legs good, but two legs better?

Stinky Mac Pooperson At the Halloween Party

Last weekend, I took Geordie to a Halloween party at the local pet store. I dressed him in his tuxedo kilt, and he looked like a perfect little gentleman. When I look at him loke that, I don't see a dog, but a little person.

I guess that's why this incident struck me as so funny. We were walking past a kiosk at the store when I felt a tug on the leash. I looked back and saw Geordie standing up on his hind legs, holding onto a shelf with his hands and pooping. I have no idea what made his do it that way, but to see a guy in a tux do such a thing got a lot of attention. Leave it to my dog to be such a goof.

How the Geordie Weordie Woo Got Its Name and Other Stories- Not By Rudyard Kipling

When I (Geordie's Mom) was just a baby, my mother tried to teach me manners at the table. One day when I burped, she prompted me, "What do we say when we burp?" I thought for a second then threw my hands in the air and yelled, "Piggy Wiggy Woo!" My Mom said it was very difficult to keep a straight face around that kind of answer. In the years since, in my family, if someone burps, you say "Piggy Wiggy Woo" instead of "Excuse me".

If you have a terrier, then you know how they love to burp. If Geordie eats the slightest thing, even a piece of kibble, he lets out a good one. This has earned him the nickname, "Geordie Weordie Woo". In case you've ever wondered when you read his nicknames on his pet page.