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"It takes hours of practice to look this adorable." |
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"Ummm...you weren't expecting to sleep on this bed, were you?" |
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"Come to me, my little apple tidbit, come to me..." |
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"Me 'n' Santa playing in the snow" |
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"I'm exhausted...why didn't I appy for queen bee instead of worker bee?" |
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"Trimming my back toenails the old-fashioned way" |
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"Uhhh, Mr. DeMille - I think you got a little too close that time." |
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"Yeah? Well, I bet you don't look so good before the make-up goes on, either." |
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"Roughing it in the Nevada outback" |
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"Drat that hard little pea! I'll never be able to sleep..." |
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"Thank you, Aunt Vicki and Aunt Sandra, for my wonderful day at the spa! (Don't you love what they did with my ears?!)" |
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"Me and my littermates, counterclockwise from the top: ME! Funny how I'm the only one facing Momma's cell camera...; Bingo - may he rest in peace; Twister (black); Leapfrog. My name then was Hopscotch." |
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"This is Mini Me. Thank you, Kirby and Ma!" |
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"Me in my long-term foster mother's back yard. This was just a couple of days before I came home to Momma. Foster mom Shauna renamed me Butterscotch, but she just called me Butters." |
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"My second night at home. I was so small then that Momma could tuck me in between her elbow and wrist. My head is bigger than that now..." |
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"Asleep in my playpen two days after adoption. Momma and I spent the day at doggie adoptions, trying to help place the other dogs and puppies in good homes." |
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"Officer Nubella LeighAnn of the Nevada Snowflake Patrol, at your service." |
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"See, Momma, this is the easiest way to get them boogey things out of your nose." |
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"It's good to be young, beautiful, and have the wind blowing in your ears." |
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"I yook ho hofiticated weh I cawwy is. (Minus the tennis bone: "I look so sophisticated when I carry this.")" |
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"This toilet paper is too tasty to wear." |
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"Whew! An' I thought it was hard to walk with three paws...." |
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"Who cares if your head is bigger than my whole body? I'll still take you down!" |
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"Whaaat? I'm just chewin' on my ball..." |
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"I love to look dramatic." |
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"I'll bet I can eat this cooler in three bites." |
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"Momma, I don't think I put this on right..." |
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"Okay, whoever is fixing my plate, I want a breast, some coleslaw, and lots of mashed taters and gravy." |
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"This is my kitty friend. She liked to pet my face with her claws out." |
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"RIP, Ranger Ducky - I loved you much." |
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"Ah, yes - some day my prince will come and take me away from this harsh life. I hope he brings cookies, too." |
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"I don't care how cute I look, I don't want to be a pumpkin for Halloween." |
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"If you were trying to make me look goofy instead of cute, congratulations...you have succeeded." |
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"Get it off!! Now!! AAAHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!" |
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