Taylor Trials

Eeek! What's going on in here?!

I've been busy sleeping, I can't believe I have to get up for this! (bleck!)

So senior life has gotten kind of cruddy of late. Too many aches and pain for my liking. Are any of you old farts having any problems getting around?
I've had to brush my teeth more cause my mouth has been declared a toxic waste dump by my moms (what does she know?) I can only play for 20 minutes a day instead of run around for hours cause I have to nap. I end up spending my nights licking my arms for soreness (need my glucosamine). I pinched a nerve in my neck from jumping all over the place and I had to go to the stupid vet to get me some sedatives (crap). My gut is no longer tight and sexy and hangs down like a sad sack (so cruel). My body has sprouted some suspicious looking old man bumps that everyone likes to point out (so mean). My face is becoming more and more grey as the months past (why oh why).
For goodness sakes, I don't even like going on long walks anymore! What is up with that! I loved long walks, what is happening to me! Seriously!
To the delight of everybody, I've also become more snuggley and cuddley. I am clingy when I'm awake, if I see you leave the room I'll run after you. I want to lay on your chest and kiss your face and be with you all the time. I've turned into a right softie in my old age.
At least I'll still bark at anyone who comes to the door. Can't loose that charming aspect of my personality.

Talk to you later,
Taylor