Biography of a Border Collie

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I have been Tagged!

April 5th 2008 9:10 am
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Name 4 jobs that you have
1. Playing
2. Sleeping
3. Going to our new homes today
4. Say goodbye to our momma

Name 4 places you have lived at (or stayed at):
1. Mommys Belly
2. Hotel
3. My House
4. Car

Name 4 places that you have been:
1. Back Yard
2. In the tub
3. Living Room
4. All around the neighborhood

Name 4 places you'd rather be:
1. Dog Park with my family
2. IN Washington D.C with Lizzie
3. Eating
4. Sleeping

Name 4 furiends you wish to tag:
1. Ozzie
2. Bonzer
3. Tillie
4. Lizzie

 

I finally asked out my crush...

April 5th 2008 7:58 am
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I have been crushing on Lizzie fur a while and since I broke up with Ashes cause Charlie wanted her and he was "positioning himself to do something" a lot of times. I asked Lizzie out and hope she says yes. She is an adorable pup and very sweet and funny, I would be really lucky to have her.

 

Jack Frost! Bad Boy!

March 21st 2008 4:06 pm
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More snow? Come on, Jack! You have outdone yourself! PLease, I want no more snow! Just lush grass.

 

Protecter of the Family will soon bark his tail off!

March 8th 2008 2:35 pm
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Oh My Biting Flea! My bark is soon to be hoarse, because of our neighbors from across the street! We live next door to a parking lot and our neighbor's kids go out there and play baseball! When they hit their ball into our yard they just bardge in and get it! Mommy opens the window and tells them to ask next time. They go in anyway! They have been doing this fur three days straight and I keep barking my head off, but it does no good...

 

'Tis the Pattys Day Laddie!

March 7th 2008 2:21 pm
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Yello Lads! Ol' man Pattys Day is coming right up wee pups! I be excited me laddies! Just foolin' with you pups! Well, St. Patrick's Day is coming up and I thought I would get myself in "The Ol' Irish Spirit" by having sis write an entry about it. The Patty lad was a wee lass, but very brave! We celebrate this day bepaws he drove snakes from Ireland. It is true there are no snakes in Ireland, but there probably never have been - the island was separated from the rest of the continent at the end of the Ice Age. As in many old pagan religions, serpent symbols were common and often worshipped. Driving the snakes from Ireland was probably symbolic of putting an end to that pagan practice. That's pretty much all I know! Tis' a wonderful day fur a walk, lads!

 

I'm black and white, so more black?

March 4th 2008 3:06 pm
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Well, it rained today and I have to go outside anyway so I got all dirty. I was mostly black and it didn't really make a diffrence. Daddy still insisted on giving me a bath, and I'm like "Daddy! I will get clean myself!". Daddy gave me a bath anyway... what's wrong with these people? You can't make the floor black once ina while???

 

The Pawprint that got dirt on the floor...

March 2nd 2008 4:33 pm
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Today the snow started melting and I thought: "Well you know, it would be fun to go outside..." I ran outside and got my paws all dirty, daddy told me not to run in the dirt a lot of times and my fun was over...

 

New Tennis Ball!

February 29th 2008 1:56 pm
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Awsome Pawsome! I got a new tennis ball! I just got hit in the head with it- but I am fine! Ohmigosh! Ha ha! Mine is newer then yours! This time I ma not going to break- as a loyal member of the family.But look at the glory- i have to go play with it! These paws are eant fur more then typing!

 

Thought Jumble

February 27th 2008 2:25 pm
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Today wasn't an exciting day... I just pretty much spent my time outside. Nothing much.

 

No More Snow Mr.Frost!

February 26th 2008 4:42 pm
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This is a draft letter to Mr. Jack Frost.


Dear Mr.Frost,

There is a lot of snow here now. You didn't have too. You shouldn't of. Then I would be enjoying the weather if someone wasn't such a kiss-up to Old Man Winter. It makes no sense to have it snow all the time. Enough is enough, Mr.Frost. I have to wear a shirt sometimes, sometimes even embarrising ones like yesterday, it said "American Girl". To get rid of it I peed on it. It was kind of long. Mr.Frost i wouldn't want to frostbite my paws. I know you enjoy flying up in the air and making icicles, I am sure we all would. Please Mr.Frost! No more!

-Maximillian Leski

 
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