November 5th 2004 1:06 pm
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Owie!

I knew something was up. I had my favorite soft food last night, and Mommy and Daddy were especially nice to me. It was because they had planned this torturous day for me!

They pulled my tooth, tattooed my ear, and open my tummy up. OWIE!

The worst is that Mommy didn't seem to mind me being less playful. Come on! I was lying on the couch on evening, how could she like that?! She then proceeded to demean my existence further by putting this cone on my head. What am I? A circus clown??? (snort … ow)

My only comfort is my revenge of peeing in her freshly washed sheets and comforter. (I think they just washed it because I peed on it the other night ... but that doesn't matter!) (snort ... ow)