Nov 03, 2004 (Day 103)

Owie!

I knew something was up. I had my favorite soft food last night, and Mommy and Daddy were especially nice to me. It was because they had planned this torturous day for me!

They pulled my tooth, tattooed my ear, and open my tummy up. OWIE!

The worst is that Mommy didn't seem to mind me being less playful. Come on! I was lying on the couch on evening, how could she like that?! She then proceeded to demean my existence further by putting this cone on my head. What am I? A circus clown??? (snort … ow)

My only comfort is my revenge of peeing in her freshly washed sheets and comforter. (I think they just washed it because I peed on it the other night ... but that doesn't matter!) (snort ... ow)

Sep 28, 2004 (Day 67)

Today my evil twin, Bad Apple, took over. It was full moon after all.

First I peed in my play bed then outside of it. Then I peed on my mommy's lap while we were in her friend's car on our way to the park. I don't think she liked it at all since she had to go back home and change. But it was funny, it looked like she had peed her own pants! (snort)

At the park, I decided to completely ignore her calling my name, which is understandable, since my name was Bad Apple today. (snort)

After we got home, she put me in my room and left me there for a few hours. I had to make her pay for that! When mommy took me to the bedroom I left a heaping pile of chocolate surprise by the bed while she was brushing her teeth. (snort) I think it was a stink bomb too because mommy had to use the fan to air out the smell. But she did put me in my kennel and disappeared. I hate it when I can't see her when I know she is close by, so I barked for 20 mins. That didn't work. She eventually came back and gave me some water, but I had to sleep in the kennel all night ... grrrrr! (snort)