Likes: Giving hugs. playing soccer with mom (see picture 9) Going to starbucks with me! Rocco lays under the table eating his apple fritter and i get a tall double chocolate chip frappachino. His favorite song is Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) by Wyclef Jean!
Pet-Peeves: BSL!!!!!! strangers! beware! rocco is the best guard dog I know. Its like he has a sixth sense because he really can tell who is good and bad. Make sure your on his good side or there'll be trouble! BOL! , "brenda and bob" (see diary)
Favorite Toy: The cats. Naw JK JK. Um well If he had to pick one it would be The giant bone that is bigger than him. He would never eat that bone, he just likes carrying it around with him when he goes on walks and when he goes outside. haha he is WACK!
Favorite Food: apple fritters from starbucks. He is extremely picky! He only likes the red and green pieces of his dog food and he spits the brown pieces out of the side of his mouth. He is a retarded Nutjob
Favorite Walk: The beach with his best buds Tally and Asher. He likes goin 2 the partys our neighborhood has. He loves pulling the kids on scooters or bikes at the block parties and at the house parties i let him off his leash to greet everyone.
Best Tricks: giving great hugs, flipping sunglasses onto his head(see video) playing soccer,play dead, spin, bow, dance, shake, high ten, freeze, sit, stay, lay down, crawl, roll over, beg, Dood, what trick does Rocco not know?!?!?!?
Arrival Story: I saw Rocco @ the spca and he only had a few more days until he was going to be put down. I thought he looked like the dog for me since i have a lot of energy and i wanted a running partner that had lots of energy but i also wanted a dog that could be calm and just chill on the beach with me. Rocco fit the description perfectly n he was treated like trash by his other family but now he is spoiled!
Bio: Rocco is way to busy to type up his dogster page so he had me( his mommy) do it. Rocco is the most spoiled dog in the world!!! Do you know any other dog that wears abercrombie and fitch, has playdates every other day, goes on 5 walks a day, plays with the frisbee at least 5 times a week, goes to the beach at least 3 times a week and gets invited to all the partys??????? I DONT!!!!!! Anyone that has ever met rocco says that once you meet Rocco, you could never forget him. Its so true because even the people that hate dogs that come round to our house, still love rocco. Rocco is the best dog ever n I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM! Rocco is cooler than half the people i know.
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU ! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets.
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused.(Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door.Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee.As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
I've been tagged again by my pal Buddy Boy. Here are the rules of the game.
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!
1. Last Christmas i got more than 25 presents!
2. i have over 20 bones
3. i go on at least 4 walks a day
4. my favorite walk is going to the beach with my girlfriend Tally.
5.I love watching soccer (especially manchester united)
ive been tagged by Goofball Mavredes the First!!! Here are the rules of the game!
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary!!!!
7 MORE facts about me:
1. i have many issues!! i have OCD( I do weird rituals), ADHD( i cannot concentrate for more than 30 seconds), Anorexia(i hardly ever eat), Bullemia(i always throw up after i eat) and Epilepsy(i have seizures).
2.My favorite outfit is my brown and white striped abercrombie and fitch shirt with my spike collar.
3. Me and mommy both have the same birthday.
4. My newest tricks are flipping my sunglasses onto my head(see video) and taking money out of peoples pockets on command and dropping it at mommy's feet.
5. I LOVE spicy foods!!!!
6. I have a purebred labrador girfriend called Tally (SEE PICTURE #7).
7. My best friends are mommy and Angel and Mario (my kitty brother and sister).
Now I will tag
2. cheyenne pride
3.Goofball Mavredes the First
5. The dogster dog