1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU ! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets.
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused.(Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door.Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee.As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
I've been tagged again by my pal Buddy Boy. Here are the rules of the game.
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!
1. Last Christmas i got more than 25 presents!
2. i have over 20 bones
3. i go on at least 4 walks a day
4. my favorite walk is going to the beach with my girlfriend Tally.
5.I love watching soccer (especially manchester united)
ive been tagged by Goofball Mavredes the First!!! Here are the rules of the game!
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary!!!!
7 MORE facts about me:
1. i have many issues!! i have OCD( I do weird rituals), ADHD( i cannot concentrate for more than 30 seconds), Anorexia(i hardly ever eat), Bullemia(i always throw up after i eat) and Epilepsy(i have seizures).
2.My favorite outfit is my brown and white striped abercrombie and fitch shirt with my spike collar.
3. Me and mommy both have the same birthday.
4. My newest tricks are flipping my sunglasses onto my head(see video) and taking money out of peoples pockets on command and dropping it at mommy's feet.
5. I LOVE spicy foods!!!!
6. I have a purebred labrador girfriend called Tally (SEE PICTURE #7).
7. My best friends are mommy and Angel and Mario (my kitty brother and sister).
Now I will tag
1. sami
2. cheyenne pride
3.Goofball Mavredes the First
4.daddy
5. The dogster dog
Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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