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howl-o-ween costumes

September 26th 2007 11:51 am
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Well, it is that time of year where all us pups have to be humiliated wearing all these strange outfits. Yes, my mommy came home last night with TWO (2) outfits for me. A bright orange pumpkin t-shirt and this red DEVIL hooded outfit. I had to be a snoop and look inside the bags. I am sorry I did now. Mommy then pulled out the red outfit first and stuffed my head and then my front paws in the outfit and then put on the hood. Boy did I look rediculous. There I stood with this silly DEVIL costume on and mommy laughed and told me how cute I looked. She took me outside so that she could take some photos....10 of them to be frank! After my ten photos, she took the outfit off and I thought, oh yes, RUN now....Mommy went back inside and then came out with the pumpkin suit. Oh know here we go again, more photos....10 more....Boy, I sure cant wait until this holiday is over....

 

100 % DOT approved!!! BOL

August 16th 2007 1:24 pm
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Mommy just about died laughing when I came walking out of the spare room. Silly me found these neat little flouresent circle stickers on the floor and decided to tear them up. Unfortunatley the stickers won and I came walking out with all these bright colored stickers all over my feet, head and body. Mommy just laughed at me when I was trying to get them out....Then she made the comment to me. Jaeger, you are ready for the open road since you are 100% DOT approved now! What did she mean? I did not think this was funny at all, but I guess this is what happens when you get into something that is not yours.

 

Rain....oh how I love the rain...

July 19th 2007 12:12 pm
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7-17-07

It has been raining cats and dogs down here in south Texas and mommy and daddy hate it but I on the other hand LOVE IT! Why, you ask?
Well, when it rains down here, which is never, but when it does my back yard has all these low spots which fill up with water. I love to go out and find one and start digging. If you look on my page you will see what happens what a crazy, diggy dog can get himself into. YIPPEE!!!! I had the time of my life until mommy came out and screamed at me....Then I knew it was going to be the hose down. That water I do not like...I guess because mommy is in control and I am not. After my adventure, daddy went out and put a bunch of bricks over my hole. MEANY....

Oh well, it is still raining here in Texas so maybe I will get another chance, but mommy is keeping her eyes on me.

 

recovery after teef extraction

June 6th 2007 2:05 pm
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BOL!
Boy, that sure did not feel very well. Mommy came to pick me up from Mr. Doctors office that afternoon and he spoke with her letting her know how I did. He then made the comment that I had the biggest canine's that he has ever seen on a puppy. He said that those would have never come out on their own and then my adult canines would have been crooked. Then Mr. Doctor turned me around and poked me in the butt with a sharp needle. He said that this would help with my teef pains. Mommy said, "Right!" After we came home I just wandered around and whimmpered. Mommy felt sooo bad for me. She just wanted to hold me but I would not let her. she did not want to give me anything for pain since I had gotten the so called "pain shot". I walked around with my tail between my legs for several hours. Then by midnight or so, I started coming around. Now I am back to my old self, but I dont bite mommy as much now. I dont know if I stopped because Daddy said, "see what happens when you bite hard?" I know he was kidding. I probably just slowed down because it is really hard to chop down with out them and my little teef keep falling out.

 

Teeeefs exracted today!

May 31st 2007 11:42 am
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Ohhhhh, I am sooooo groggy.....This morning daddy took me into Dr. maza's office to have my lower puppy canines(fangs) removed. I was in his office on tuesday for my last puppy shots and Mr. Doctor had noticed that my lower canines were not hitting right. He said that my fangs should be touching the outside of my jaw not the inside. Mr. Doctor said that my puppy fangs needed to be removed before my BIG BOY fangs started coming in. If they did not, my BIG BOY fangs would come in wrong too and then I would have to see a doggy dentist specialist.$$$$ That would be more trouble and more $$$$. So they opted to have it done now. Daddy asked Mr. Doctor if he could have my puppy fangs for my scrapbook. Boy! are those things big! No wonder mommy and daddy had a fit when I grabbed hold of them. They think they are out of the clear, but I still have my upper fangs!!!!
Right now I am still at Mr. Doctors being observed until mommy picks me up after she gets off from work. Mr. Doctor says I am doing fine...just sleepy.

 

swimmy lessons

May 29th 2007 12:25 pm
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Woof to all puppers!
Memorial Day was a blast for me. I got to go over to my mommy and daddys friends house where they have a nice pool and daddy took me for my first swimmy lesson. Daddy and I walked into the pool. Daddy set me in the water. Burrrr the water was a little chilly since I dont have much hair anymore. I sucked it up and carried on. Daddy took me out a little ways and then let me go and off I went. My little flippers were just a flippin'....We went back and forth to the stairs. I would swim over to the stairs, climb up them and jump out, do a little shakin and then run around the yard like a crazy man. Then I would run back to daddy and get in again. This went on for a little while and then this cute little puppers came out next door to see what all the comotion was about. No more swimming for me....I wanted to play with her. We barked back and forth with each other. Then all the sudden all these tiny huumans came jumping into the pool. They all were running around with these big puffy things on their arms. Mommy said these were called floaties. She said they can't swim yet! BOL!!! They looked so silly wearing those things. I don't need any floaties.... I am a big boy and can swim by myself!
WOW, what a day I had...I was pooped

 

2nd haircut!!!

May 24th 2007 12:58 pm
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Oh boy, how can I tell you this....

Well today mommy took me in for my fixer-upper haircut. My puppy hair was soooo matted that the first groomer could not even get the clippers through me (and I was very naughty too) so all mommy could do to fix me up is to start from scratch! Yep, Hair yesterday gone today! First thing mommy did was give me a sedative at 9am this morning to help relax me for my 10:00 traumatic clipping appt. The groomer told mommy that my puppy hair was out of control and that the only way to get this all correct is to begin shaving. YIKES! that's what I was afraid of....
Mommy got me to the groomers by 10:00 and the sedative had not phased me a bit! The groomer stood me on the table and began shearing me like a sheep. Little by little glops of my lovely locks fell to the ground. No more kinkies now.....As she got to my knappy legs I began to fight, but the groomer lady showed me who was boss, and it was NOT me. She put me in my place real quick! My mommy came to pick me up about an hour later and I was still standing....Mommy looked at me and could not believe I was still standing and said, I wonder when that sedative is supposed to start working? By the time I was in the car, I was beginning to wobble. It took over 2 1/2 hours for the sedative to kick in. I just layed down in the seat and rested until we got home, the mommy put me back in my kennel to rest some more.
Woof! what a day....I will post a photo but "paw"eaase dont laugh at me. I am very embarressed about my new dooo but that is all they could do for me. Just wait, in a couple of weeks I will get my upper hair cut again and start to look like the dashing Lakeland Terrier that i am...BOL!!!

 

TAGGED!

May 24th 2007 12:13 pm
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Today I was Tagged by Tug. This is a fun little game to learn more about some of your pup pals, so her is how it works.

The Rules: Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post in their diaries "The Rules" and their "7 Pawsome Facts." (copy and paste)

Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and tell them to read your Diary, or send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

7 Things special (Pawsome) about Me (Jaeger)

1. I have a "special" paw. I was born with only2 toes on my left rear paw.
2. I love water....sprinklers are the bestest!
3. I am lover and a biter :o)
4. I am related to Bill Cosbys terriers down the bloodline.
5. Mommy keeps telling me that us Terriers are HIGH maintenance! I have no idea what she means...
6. holly is my favorite girly friend. BOL! Hope you read this Holly...
7. I snack on carrots to help with my puppy teef.

Pups I'm Tagging:

1. Holly
2. Helix
3. Sydney Wooly-bear
4. Ari
5. Arrow
6. Tug
7. Maximus

 

1st Tooth!

May 22nd 2007 2:41 pm
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Good news.....
One down LOTS to go.... Last night while mommy was playing with me she noticed that I had a big empty spot on my lower row of teeth. She told me to open up so that she look inside. I tried biting her...BOL! She got my mouth open and I did indeed loose two teeefers on the bottom. Mommy frantically searched the floor to see if she could find them. She picked up every little speck of white particles that she could find hoping for one of my teeef. She finally found one! Mommy will put in my puppy scrapbook! She tried to get me to SMILE big for the camera but I refused... Mommy and Daddy are really waiting for my canines to come out! They HATE those! mine are really big and sharp.

 

H20 Addict!

May 15th 2007 1:56 pm
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Wow!
mothers day weekend, mommy came dragging home this BIG blue thing and set it on the back porch. I thought she had gotten me a BIG water dish when she started running the hose in it. Mommy told me it was a swimmy pool just for me... I was not sure what to do at first but I slowing crept my way into it. Pretty soon I was "OUT of CONTROL"....I ran around in circles slapping the water making BIG splashes. All the sudden I jumped out of the big blue bowl and began running at mach speed around the yard and then took a flying leap back into my pool. "DIVER DOWN"... Ooooooh! it felt soooo gooood....It was really hot outside that day too. After about 30 minutes mommy decided that maybe my pool will be a special occasion thing since I was out of control in it. She did not want me running in the house dripping wet all the time. We will see what she does. She really thinks I am silly in my pool, so she will probably give in and keep it down for me all the time. SURE HOPE SO!

 
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