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our firstest date, fun in the sand and sun

well madison and i been emailing and talking on the phone, but we wanted to go on our first date so we asked our mommies what they thought, they both said to do it at one of our houses. me and madie thought about it and she has 2 fur brothers and a fur kitty,and i have 1 fur brother and 2 fur sisters, so we figured they would be teasing us the whole time. just cause they jealous or cause they younger and dont understand love and my new baby sister daisy is just my shadow all the time now.we wanted to learn more bout each other and what stuffs we like so we can get each other presents.and so i can know her favorite places and foods so i know where to take her on dates.so we decided a beach getaway would be fun, our moms were a little hesitant but we finally swayed them. madison packed some good treats and i brought lots of water and dogaritas. we brought floaties and a blankie to snuggle in. we got to the beach and right away dipped our paws in the water, warm, but still very refreshing, the sun was high in the sky, we both furgot our shades...there was a warm tropical breeze a blowing and you could just feel the love in the air.she rubbed sun lotion and bug stuff on me and then i rubbed it on her. we dont want to get eatin alive by sqeetos, or red as beets,hehe. we found out when we started barking to each other, that we both love to tear up papers and cover a room wif it, so we can decorate fur parties together, if anyone needs confetti we the ones to call,hehe.we both like our own yards as our favorite places, we both love squeaky toys and stuffed toys.we ate our picnic lunch, we wanted to feed each other grapes, but they toxic to us pups, so we feed each other liver treats instead. madison put bacon and peanut butter on the biscuits fur lil sandwiches, they were the best sandwiches i ever had. we snuggled on the hammock after lunch to settle our tummies, we went running in the sand, madison got sand in her butiful brown eyes, so i licked it out fur her. i got pinched by a crab and madison licked it all better and she bit the crab, she didnt kill it, just scared it so it wouldnt bother us again. she's very brave and strong fur such a purty girl. we went boating , we knew how cause toby in tiny paws cruise lines II showed me how to operate a boat.it was awesome, then we went swimming wif our floaties on splashing and giggling, a big wave almost took madie away, i got scared, i swam towards her, stretched out my paw and she reached fur me, gotcha, wheewww that was a close call she'd be floating off to china fur we knew it,hehe, so i rescued her, thats the second time she's been rescued, her mommy rescued her first. i'm so glad her mommy did or i wouldnt have my madison...we tried to not be too romantic since its just our firstest date, so we had lots of fun in the sun and no serious injuries, we learned a lots about each other and i learned i love her even more than i knew......stay tuned fur our next date!

tragedy turn to triumph, failure to success, i was just- about to give up on love!

how it happened, i wasnt looking fur love, but some ladies were looking fur suitors, so as a proper gentleman i volunteered myself, i was like pick me,pick me, like when we meet our pawrents fur the first time, but the ladies didnt pick me, so i was a little sad, then i wagged my tail worked up my nerve, burped a few times to get the butterflies and grass out,excuse me,and i decided to ask another girl to be mine, when she said she just wanted to be friends, i really started to panic, i was afraid to look in the mirror, i might see a warty toad looking back at me, so i got sad and mopey and figured i must be to short or ugly or smelly or something, i eat greenies so i dont think it was my breath.i decided i didnt want my own girl anymore. i got curious as to what i was missing, i membered what my mom had told me when i was a wee young prince, she said i was very handsome and kind and when i grew up i would meet a beautiful princess and if i was really nice to her and treat her like a lady she would be my very own princess. one day i was walking thru the kingdom and i saw the most beautiful princess swimming in the fountain, i could not hold my tongue, i was not nervous, i had to tell her how beautiful i thought she was, so i did and she actually replied back to me, my heart was beating so fast i fainted, i thought my tongue and tail were gonna fall off in excitement. she didnt think i was an ugly warty toad, she thought i was cute,she wanted a prince that would listen to her when she barked and would understand her, she's so sweet and she has a great sense of humor, which is great cause i'm really a jester deep inside! i love her more than anything, well wait there's biscuits, no, no, i love her more than anything. so now begins the journey of prince harley and princess madison, ( thanks mom). madison and harley peeing on a tree, k i s s i n g. first comes love then comes marraige then comes harley pushing the puppies carraige. i finally got my girl. xoxo i love you madison, your prince harley!

leaving home

i'm getting very sad and a little anxious, my hooman brother is about to leave the nest, he's my favorite family member furry or not. i dont know what i'm gonna do without him, i guess i'll just mope around or hide under the big chair in the living room so i cant be bothered. my mommy says i remind her of eeyore from pooh and also i act alot like garfield sometimes too. i dont know why he's my favorite, he doesnt walk, he doesnt bathe or feed me, heck he doesnt even play with me, we just cuddle together. but i love him unconditionally as he does me. i guess he's my favorite because i'm (his) favorite. there are 3 dogs and 3 humans in our house and we each have a favorite, hannah is daddys girl, binky is the baby and a big mamas boy. i'm the middle pup, so i get the son, whose in the middle of mommy and daddy, its weird how that works. we'll anyways i just wanted to share my sorrow with someone so i could get some pitty.yours truly, mopey harley