July 19th 2005 10:29 am
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It was like all thundering and stuff yesterday! I was like, woah! What the frell's that! Princess gets like all freaked out cause she's a wimp! So I attacked her to make her feel better. But boy did Lissy get mad! She took Princess and locked me out of her room!
Princess is such a baby! She had an accident on the floor! I never have accidents on the floor anymore cause I'm a big girl. She didn't even get a time out though! SO not fair! Why do I always get time outs! I'm the only one around here that keeps Princess in her place and I get punnishd for it!
She's so dumb too! She sleeps on the floor all the time in Lissy's room when there's a perfectly good bed to sleep on in the other room. Or even the couch! Since I'm queen of the universe, I'm allowed to sleep on anything I want. And I can eat whatever I want and get petted whenever I want! And I'm cuter than everyone too! Scratch my butt!