WTF?

OK, so I was like totally being a good doggy and sleeping peacefully on the couch in the living room, the only one mind you without stuffed animals all over it, and Princess comes over and starts barking at me! I wasn't doing nuthin'! I wasn't attacking her or eating her food. I don't know what her problem is so I just grred back. Then Lissy told me to get off the couch! Pfft! Well, I wasn't happy, but I did it cause I love Lissy, and then Princess is still barking! So me and Lissy just kinda looked at her for a while. Whole thing freaked me out a little, I dunno what that was about... scratch my butt!

My First Entry

It was like all thundering and stuff yesterday! I was like, woah! What the frell's that! Princess gets like all freaked out cause she's a wimp! So I attacked her to make her feel better. But boy did Lissy get mad! She took Princess and locked me out of her room!
Princess is such a baby! She had an accident on the floor! I never have accidents on the floor anymore cause I'm a big girl. She didn't even get a time out though! SO not fair! Why do I always get time outs! I'm the only one around here that keeps Princess in her place and I get punnishd for it!
She's so dumb too! She sleeps on the floor all the time in Lissy's room when there's a perfectly good bed to sleep on in the other room. Or even the couch! Since I'm queen of the universe, I'm allowed to sleep on anything I want. And I can eat whatever I want and get petted whenever I want! And I'm cuter than everyone too! Scratch my butt!