How To Train Your Humans

Oooh That Buffers!

August 3rd 2006 4:27 pm
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I found her sleeping on my couch today! I mean, come on, I've bled on it, I've peed on it, what more do I gotta do to mark the darn thing??? I got so mad at her! I went over and started grrring and then barking and barking! And you know what she did??? She went grrr back and then she wouldn't get off! Lissy finally told her to get off and I just kept barking at her. Oooh that doggy makes me so mad!

 

My First Entry

July 19th 2005 10:23 am
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Lissy told me I should start a blog because I'm so cute... so I am.
Yesterday I woke up in Lissy's room. Then I went and slept in mommy and daddy's room. Then daddy got up, so I slept under the desk. Then Lissy got up, so I slept in her room. Lissy went outside with me and Buffy for a little while. I chased Buffy around. It makes Lissy happy when I do that, I don't know why.
Then Lissy and Daddy left, so I slept some more. Then they came back, and I slept some more. Daddy realized mommy forgot to feed us this morning, so he and Lissy fed us cause they love us.
Then things got real scary. It started thundering, so I hid. I was so scared, I was shaking. Then mommy came home and they tried letting me out, WHILE IT WAS STILL THUNDERING! What are they crazy??? There was no way I was going outside. So I had a little accident on the floor. They got real mad, so I hid in the bathroom while they cleaned it up. The bathroom's real safe because it's small and doesn't have any windows. The thunder can't get to you in there.
Then everyone left, so I slept some more. Then they came back and watched a movie. So I sat with them and slept some more. Then we all went to bed.
Just Lissy is home with us this morning. I got up and Lissy let us out and I watched her exercise and kept her company. Then I slept some more.
I'm real tired from all this sleeping, so I'm gonna take a nap.

 
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