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My sister

I have a sister now, her name is Haylee. She is almost a year old and is very bootiful. She is my honey sumtimes and we plays like crazies, then she starts playing with our bruther Fred. He makes squeeky noises and she like that! Sometimes I don't mind too much. We also plays with our brudder "Kitty". He is bwack and white and he's about Haylee's size, but he has sum berry sharp fanger nails and you has to bees carefuls of them. But he usuallys don't stick us wif thems. We play bark and wrestle and chase and it is a whopping good time for all 3 of us. I'm not sure what him is tho. He is a funny looking dog and he says meow instead of barks!

I am sad

My wife, Lilly, went outside to go potty and she neve came home. My family looked and looked for her. We drove everywhere, checked the pound, did everything we could to find her but she is gone. Somebody either took her or ate her. She was my sweetheart. We grew up together and even had 2 children before my current mom put a stop to that! She would groom me and we played and slept together. I sat in the yard looking for her for about a week, but she just never came home. Now my mom won't let me go potty unless someone is watching me. It's been about 3 or 4 weeks and I'm doing better, but the rest of my family is having a hard time accepting it. I think they loved her sweet little sour puss face a lot.

I am sad

My wife, Lilly, went outside to go potty and she never came home. My family looked and looked for her. We drove everywhere, checked the pound, did everything we could to find her but she is gone. Somebody either took her or ate her. She was my sweetheart. We grew up together and even had 2 children before my current mom put a stop to that! She would groom me and we played and slept together. I sat in the yard looking for her for about a week, but she just never came home. Now my mom won't let me go potty unless someone is watching me. It's been about 3 or 4 weeks and I'm doing better, but the rest of my family is having a hard time accepting it. I think they loved her sweet little sour puss face a lot.